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daveycockit
04-17-2008, 09:15 PM
How to.
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ME : Post : What would you do if someone stole your pc?

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You..

Answer : I would go buy a new one;
Question : What would you do if ...

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So here it goes.



What would you do if you seen a celebrity in a coffee shop?

Acerthief
04-18-2008, 10:23 AM
Don't bug them. They need to relax. (Hell, after they give me an autograph XD)


What would you do if someone in your family relieves that they're homosexual?

FearEvil19
04-18-2008, 12:52 PM
I would not give a crap, honestly xD
What would you do have you could ask God a question ? (any kind of question, btw)

Acerthief
04-18-2008, 02:30 PM
Do you believe in God? (Yes I'm serious)

What would you do if the sky is falling down?

FearEvil19
04-18-2008, 03:21 PM
<Wait! You would ask God if he beleives in himself?>
I would just look at it.

What would you do if you could buy GTA4 today? :p

Cheezeball99
04-18-2008, 07:26 PM
I would and sell it for buku-bucks if nobody ELSE could buy it today; If everyone else could I wouldn't, I'm not a huge fan of the series.

What would you do if your hard-drive crashed/corrupted on your main computer?

daveycockit
04-18-2008, 07:47 PM
s*** bricks because x3 and i are working on a big project and i don't have any backups

What would you do if you knew where the loch ness monster lived?

Darkchild
04-18-2008, 07:48 PM
Nothin', I'm from portugal =D


What would you do if the girl you liked suddenly proposed?

FearEvil19
04-18-2008, 07:58 PM
I would accept!
What would you do if you could chose to be other person (from fantasy and reality)?

Cheezeball99
04-18-2008, 09:42 PM
No question- I would be House M.D., MAFAKA! Who would say anything else!?:laugh: Actually, I'd probably be Arngrim from Valkyrie Profile. Even though he's done Asgard'd (dead).

What happened if you woke up and an earthquake had decimated your local area? (Other than your house, but your friends', family's, etc. houses)

FearEvil19
04-18-2008, 10:14 PM
I would cry...a lot. Probably wouldn't be able to do a thing for them.
What would you do if you could realize one wish?

Cheezeball99
04-18-2008, 10:23 PM
Stop caring about people. That would make things SO much easier.

If you could have any sort of talent or ability, what would it be? (Guitar, basketball, basketWEAVING, I dunno:laugh: etc.)

FearEvil19
04-18-2008, 11:20 PM
Stop caring about people. That would make things SO much easier.



AMEN, brother!

this one is hard ....ahh.....be able to become invisible when I want.

What would you do if you could have God's power?

Darkchild
04-18-2008, 11:28 PM
wipe out half the people that live on earth

What would you do, if Exophase.com went down?

Acerthief
04-19-2008, 12:41 AM
went down forever? I'd set up my own exophase.com XD

What would you do if your cellphone rang in the middle of class using a ringtong with explicit content?

Darkchild
04-19-2008, 01:01 AM
I'd say something like "It's His cellphone" * points at class' pervert *

What would you do if you had Halo for the PC?

daveycockit
04-19-2008, 03:26 AM
return it.


What would you do if pool full of jello?

Cheezeball99
04-19-2008, 06:21 AM
EASY. Women's jello wrestling tournament. Duh?

What if music was determined illegal worldwide?

Acerthief
04-19-2008, 09:31 AM
Imma start breaking some laws.

What would you do if Microsoft bought Yahoo!?

d1ddy
04-19-2008, 06:17 PM
I could give a shit becuase google is the best

What would you do if you found out you had nipple herpes

daveycockit
04-19-2008, 09:01 PM
I could give a shit becuase google is the best

What would you do if you found out you had nipple herpes

be angry at your mom for not telling me she had herpies (j/k, someone had to do it )

What would you do if someone tried to mugg you.

Darkchild
04-19-2008, 09:50 PM
kick him in the groin

What would you do if that person got away?

Cheezeball99
04-19-2008, 09:52 PM
Chase him and mug HIM.

What would you do if you were invited to a big party without your significant other?

Darkchild
04-19-2008, 11:22 PM
wouldn't go :D

what would you do if the only torrent that had what you wanted had no seeders?

Acerthief
04-20-2008, 12:58 AM
I'd give up and go for direct download XD

What would you do if a singer you like had to stay at your house because the entire tour crew bus is broken for the night?

Darkchild
04-20-2008, 02:35 PM
I'd ask him to sing =D

FearEvil19
04-20-2008, 03:27 PM
(you forgot to make a question)

Darkchild
04-20-2008, 03:43 PM
sorry xD

What would you do if someone offered you a ticket for the suckiest, more stupid concert of all times?

Cheezeball99
04-20-2008, 08:08 PM
Kick THEM in the groin.

What if you had to leave your entire life behind for your life to truly start?

Darkchild
04-20-2008, 11:18 PM
I wouldn't do it :3

What would you do if a female friend got jealous over your relationship with another girl?

Acerthief
04-21-2008, 01:41 AM
Don't give a damn. It's her own problem.

What would you do if DAX went to Sony?

Darkchild
04-21-2008, 01:45 AM
if he kept making CFW, I wouldn't mind :D

What if he didn't? =O What would YOU do?

Cheezeball99
04-21-2008, 03:31 AM
Cry.

What if you knew the world was going to end at a certain time, what would you do?

FearEvil19
04-21-2008, 07:48 AM
Ok ok, I know what you're all thinkin btu I'm not gonna say that.
I would jump of the bridge...hmmm boring....Oh f**k it! I would have loads and loads of sex
What would you do if someone told "You, sir, fail at life!"

Darkchild
04-21-2008, 01:30 PM
I'd say "I'm sorry :3"

What would you do if you had Darth Vader in front of you? =3

daveycockit
04-21-2008, 03:32 PM
Tell him to fix his face.
( ever notice how they can fix skywalkers arm and make it look real, but they can't fix his face? )

What would you do if you got bit by a shark?

Darkchild
04-21-2008, 03:36 PM
I'd say "OM NOM NOM NOM NOM"

What would you do if no one laughed at it?

Cheezeball99
04-21-2008, 07:57 PM
Be disappointed.

What if you had a Portal Gun?:biggrin:

Professor Burnt
04-22-2008, 12:51 AM
i would first visit all the places i want to go then i would put it in a production line and make millions

what would you do if the biggest badass boss you can think of came to kill you

Acerthief
04-22-2008, 06:34 AM
Press "Home" -> Left D-pad -> Circle (or Cross) and get my ass back to the XMB XD

What would you do if your plastic plants died? XD

Cheezeball99
04-22-2008, 07:53 AM
Brag about my ability to kill even inanimate objects.

What if SUDDENLY, ICE CREAM CONES. HUNDREDS OF THEM!
5895

Darkchild
04-22-2008, 05:20 PM
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM! =3

What would you do if we kept this going on? XD

Professor Burnt
04-22-2008, 07:07 PM
keep playing it


what would you do if an army of hamsters came to take over the world

Cheezeball99
04-22-2008, 08:28 PM
GIVE THEM KNIVES.

What if I, Cheeze, was THE HAMSTER COMMANDER!?

Professor Burnt
04-22-2008, 09:13 PM
give you a cookie for being successful

what would you do if time stopped

Darkchild
04-22-2008, 09:48 PM
I'd rape all the women xD

What if one of those women was your girlfriend? =3

Professor Burnt
04-22-2008, 10:02 PM
beat the crap out of you

what would you do if crap really came out of you

Acerthief
04-23-2008, 02:48 AM
Crap her back.

What would you do if she did?

Darkchild
04-23-2008, 09:34 PM
Tape it, Pass it to my computer, and send it to the guys at two girls one cup for money :3

d1ddy
04-24-2008, 05:50 AM
Then krazyking would eat one of thier tasy cones

FearEvil19
04-24-2008, 10:43 AM
(you're forgetting the question again )

Cheezeball99
04-24-2008, 11:16 AM
DC, STOP BEING SUCH A FAILURE!:laugh: I got this, Fear.

What if everything was suddenly free? (In stores 'n' such)

d1ddy
04-24-2008, 02:38 PM
Then , I would go get a motorcyle , 3 xbox 360's and go 150 down the highway doing a catwalk while juggling the xbox 360s.

What' would you do if you started smoking meth?

Cheezeball99
04-24-2008, 06:12 PM
Not sleep and watch my teeth fall out.:smile:

What would you do if Krazyking was one of the people in his avatar!?:laugh:

d1ddy
04-24-2008, 07:05 PM
do him.

What would you do if you got beat up from the guy in your avatar?

FearEvil19
04-24-2008, 07:56 PM
I would die of shame

What would you do if you, all of the sudden, forgot how to speak english?

Professor Burnt
04-24-2008, 07:57 PM
learn it again

what would u do if u knew you are going to die in 3 days

Cheezeball99
04-24-2008, 08:01 PM
I would die of shame

DIE OF SHAME!? MY AVATAR IS ME IRL, ARSEFACE!:laugh:

But I digress. I would go spend my final three days with someone special.

What if the atmosphere caught fire after the activation of the Large Hadron Collider?

d1ddy
04-25-2008, 02:29 AM
4:20 everyday baby!

What would you do if your pc was eaten by pc trolls

Cheezeball99
04-25-2008, 04:28 AM
Send an army of Cerebrum Asstrolls to fight them and build me and new one out of the flesh and blood of the enemy.

What if you were suddenly and completely paralyzed tomorrow, permanently?

Professor Burnt
04-25-2008, 07:55 PM
make every one my slave with supermind powers

right the question wat would you do if fearevil didnt remind me

FearEvil19
04-25-2008, 08:02 PM
(you're forgetting the question)

Acerthief
04-27-2008, 03:06 AM
I'd remind you!

What would you do I forgot my question?

Darkchild
04-28-2008, 02:40 AM
Probably make one myself :D

What would you do if your computer crashed after ALMAOST finishing a 8gB NON RESUMABLE download at 20Kb/s?

Professor Burnt
04-28-2008, 06:20 PM
kill who ever invented the computer and if he is dead kill him again

what would you do if this forum didnt exist

Cheezeball99
04-28-2008, 09:18 PM
Be in an insane asylum. Not kidding in the least.

What if you were committed to an insane asylum?:laugh:

Professor Burnt
04-28-2008, 09:38 PM
go insane

what would you do if police came to arrest you for 1st degree murder

Cheezeball99
04-28-2008, 11:12 PM
Give them a real charge.

What if you were convicted of a crime you had no alibi for?

Professor Burnt
04-29-2008, 01:11 AM
tell them there wrong and pleed guilty

wat would u do if computers where never invented

Cheezeball99
04-29-2008, 04:58 AM
I would probably be a lot better off, but less happy.

What if you were your own Grandpa?

Acerthief
04-29-2008, 08:31 AM
I'd be dead.

What would you do if your mama got so fat, she sits on a rainbow and skittles pop out?

Cheezeball99
04-29-2008, 10:46 AM
Tell her "BITCH, LOSE SOME WEIGHT!"

What would you do if tomorrow they told you your currency was, and is now forever, worth 1/10 of what it was?

Acerthief
04-29-2008, 03:25 PM
I dunno, tell them to give the 9/10 back.

What would you do if you failed on failing?

Professor Burnt
04-29-2008, 05:39 PM
win at wining
what would u do if you were older then your father

Cheezeball99
04-29-2008, 11:25 PM
Call shenanigans on that!

What if Sony actually managed to block the making of CFW?

Professor Burnt
04-30-2008, 12:51 AM
guess i would stop using it

what would u do if u were immortal

Cheezeball99
04-30-2008, 08:11 AM
Hate it, because there is no fun in doing things if you have all the time of eternity to do them.

What if you contracted flesh-eating bacteria?

Professor Burnt
04-30-2008, 08:57 PM
probly die

what would you do if u won the set for life lottery

daveycockit
05-01-2008, 05:34 AM
I would do everything.

What would you do if you were invisible. (ok..ok...girls locker room.. way to easy, other than that.)

Acerthief
05-01-2008, 09:35 AM
Travel the around the world. (Dude, almost everything could be free) XD

What would you do if a blue whale ate you?

Professor Burnt
05-01-2008, 05:54 PM
take a bone from his belly stab it through him get out and yell "I am beowulf"

what would u do if you were being stalked

Cheezeball99
05-01-2008, 06:58 PM
Guy- SHOOT | Girl- "What's up?" :laugh:

What would you do if you were invited to a concert of your favorite band, but your Grandma was dying in the hospital?

Professor Burnt
05-01-2008, 08:32 PM
visit my grandma then go to the concert

what would u do if u were a wanted criminal

Acerthief
05-03-2008, 09:26 AM
Run back home and type "LEAVMEALONE"
(GTA:VC cheat code XD)

Okay, now imagine your a girl.
What would you do if someone grab your boobs, but said "Damn! I grabbed a boy!"

Professor Burnt
05-08-2008, 05:49 PM
be like bitch! I am a woman

what would you do if a teacher made you do math for the rest of your life

FearEvil19
05-08-2008, 09:21 PM
I would go craaaazy (I'm not good with numbers)
What would you do if teh internetz went down....forever.

Professor Burnt
05-09-2008, 12:50 AM
go freakin insane
what would you do if you couldnt talk and u had no hands to do sign language

d1ddy
05-09-2008, 01:59 AM
talk with my boner

what would you do if your psp blew up becuase your cat urinated on it

Professor Burnt
05-09-2008, 04:22 AM
piss on the cat

what would you do if I had 4 tootsie pops

Acerthief
05-09-2008, 02:27 PM
I'll call you meanie.

What would you do if the road leading to the presidential office will be named after you?

Professor Burnt
05-09-2008, 05:14 PM
THAT WOULD BE WEIRD SINCE I LIVE IN CANADA SO I DONT KNOW

what would you do if video games where never invented

Acerthief
05-10-2008, 12:55 AM
I'll invent them!

What would you do if a girl slapped you and push you off the building?

Professor Burnt
05-10-2008, 04:55 AM
go oh shit!
what would u do if u lived from the fall

Acerthief
05-10-2008, 02:56 PM
I'd walk up the building and fall again.

What would you do if your USB plug got on fire from overheating?

FearEvil19
05-10-2008, 03:33 PM
I would "My PC is on fire!" :p
What would you do if your GF just broke up with you because you are to tall? o.0

Professor Burnt
05-10-2008, 06:04 PM
get a taller gf

what would u do if u where the strongest man in the world

Acerthief
05-11-2008, 12:40 AM
punch everyone in the world

what would you do if you were the weakest person alive?

Professor Burnt
05-11-2008, 01:30 AM
get the strongest man in the world to protect me

roe-ur-boat
05-13-2008, 10:04 PM
Question me muthasucka

Professor Burnt
06-05-2008, 01:39 AM
what would u do if u were famous

FearEvil19
06-26-2008, 05:10 PM
I would demand slaves!
What would you do if you had to fight the cloverfield monster?

roe-ur-boat
06-26-2008, 09:13 PM
I'd make it go back to where it came from by just standing there.

What would you do if I was just standing there?

Professor Burnt
06-27-2008, 03:07 AM
push u over
what would u do if i came and ate u?

Acerthief
06-27-2008, 03:29 PM
Tell the cloverfield monster to eat you up first.
(The movie wasn't as good as I thought)

What would you do if a hot chick came and asked for your phone number?

Professor Burnt
07-01-2008, 05:38 AM
give it to her XD\

wat would u do if she was like on crack