King of the hill

[Jake]

This game is simple, you simply claim the hill from the person before you by removing them from the hill in some way and the claiming the hill by yelling "MY HILL".

e.g:
Person1:Climbs the hill. MY HILL
Person2:Trips person1 so they fall down the hill. MY HILL
etc.

Get creative.

I climb the hill and hold on. MY HILL!

[Professor Burnt]

I nuke your hill build a new and a new 1 plant a flag in it and yell "my hill"

[FearEvil19]

I pwn everyone with a rocket launcher and i yell "My hill. Who's next?, I want MOAR!!"

[Professor Burnt]

I type in "GODMODE" have invincibility kill u and yell my hill

[Darkchild]

I get the B&, ban you for cheating, climb the hill and yell "MY HILL!"

[FearEvil19]

And, since DC's portuguese, he decides to share the hill with me and we yell "OUR hill"

Server: This is now Team Deathmatch

[Darkchild]

LOL XD

[d1ddy]

krazyking comes with his mob of vietnamese mail order brides and fuck you all up with ninja swords , my asian mail order brides cook you for food and we camp the hill OUR MALLCHUCKING HILL

[Jake]

krazyking's mail order bride sees me, kills krazyking and gives me the top spot on the hill. MY HILL!

[Professor Burnt]

I gather my friends "black gang" up and we come and beat the shitaki mushrooms out of u and yell my hill

[Jake]

I pick up my shitaki mushrooms and throw them at you and your friends "black gang", MY HILL!

[Acerthief]

Y'all went back to sleep and I went up the hill. MY HILL

[Jake]

I put ofw on your psp while your not looking, and you run off screaming to get a pandora battery, MY HILL!!

[Acerthief]

Got my pandora set in time before you got on to the top of the hill. My HILL!

[roe-ur-boat]

Stab you repeatedly in the face. MY HILL! (bitch)

[FearEvil19]

Everyone, besides me, gets geostigma and I yell "My Hill....Hell, My world!"

[Professor Burnt]

Pause game-load check point-last my hill-black gang-MY HILL

[FearEvil19]

Deletes everyones profiles, besides mine-"My hill"

[Professor Burnt]

gets my back up file with invinvibility and touch of death my hill!

[roe-ur-boat]

Eats the hill. Looks like I just killed your hill and the thread. My Hill

[Jake]

Makes a new hill to replace the one you ate, MY HILL!

[roe-ur-boat]

I'm afraid I can't let you do that...
* roe-ur-boat eats the hill again
* roe-ur-boat 's hill

[Jake]

I confront the evil hill eating roe-ur-boat, an epic battles happens. Then when I am standing over the defeated roe-ur-boat, the terrorized village people of the hill carry me to the top chanting JAKES HILL!

[Professor Burnt]

I hack yuor hilll which turns into a robot east u adn becomes my hill

[Jake]

Your hack goes wrong, giving me control off the robot, which I make throw you into orbit around Pluto. MY HILL!!

[Acerthief]

Your attempts are deleted by my Adware-Detection program. MY HILL

[Jake]

I snap Acertheifs keyboard, making him unable to type "MY HILL", MY HILL!

[Acerthief]

Well, I took his when he took mine, connected onto the system and typed

MY HILL!!!!

[Professor Burnt]

I bought the land the hill was on "MY HILL"

[Jake]

I pull some strings at the bank and they foreclose on your mortgage and I buy the land for less than you did.(I paid cash, no mortgage) MY HILL!!

[Professor Burnt]

I owned the bank made my employes change their minds MY HILL

[Jake]

I kill you, making it look like an accident, fake your will leaving everything you own to me including MY HILL!

[Acerthief]

Stop fighting when it's.... MY HILL!!!!

[Professor Burnt]

I come back from the dead with a zombie army kill acerthief and turn him into my minion
My Hill

[FearEvil19]

Hit you with a yoko geri kekomi and there you go...down...the hill. "MA HILL!!"

[Professor Burnt]

Walk up to u tell u that ur shoe is undone u look down I blast your head off with a desert eagle MA HILL FOO

[FearEvil19]

LMAO!
I sand up and say "Yo, bitch, yes I'm talking to you! No bullets can kill me!"
Another Kekomiand "My hill...I can do this all day long, bitch"(j/K)
(I don't know how to write the other techniques correctly xD"

[Professor Burnt]

grab my chainsaw cut off ur head and say "yeah bitch thats how how we do it in ma town"
MY HILL

[Acerthief]

I threw you into the Recycle Bin and Pressed "Clear Recycle Bin"

MY HILL

[Jake]

Emtying the recycle bin doesn't permanently delete things, so i catch you unaware making it MY HILL!

[d1ddy]

i get my good homie x3sphere to delete all yuor post`z nd like MY HILL

[Professor Burnt]

I come up to u give u a present say "Merry christmas" the present blows up cause its a bomb I say "thats how santa does it foo" My Hill

[d1ddy]

http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/6509/hijackcarcopywe5.png

[Professor Burnt]

I take your bong stuff it down ur throat u die of suffication MY Hill

[d1ddy]

post #43 again

[Professor Burnt]

build a anti hijacking device shove ur bong down ur throat again

[Jake]

I add you to my block list, MY HILL.

[Professor Burnt]

Make a new profile shove krazykings bong down your throat MY Hill

[d1ddy]

krazyking gets a copy of gears of war 2 early and you go krazy of the donut in a case my hill

[Acerthief]

I just shoot him.
MY HILL

[Jake]

I call the cops on you for shooting someone, you go to jail for a very long time. MY HILL!

[FearEvil19]

Grab my Death Note and kill everyone! "My hill"

[Darkchild]

Grab my death note and write:

"Darkchild, will be killed by an exophase user after killing the current owner of the hill and yelling "MY HILL!" "

[FearEvil19]

Nope, you could not have wrote that since you died from a heart atack 40 secs after I posted.
That post is invalid. It still is MY HILL! hehe

[Jake]

Your both fighting over the wrong hill, I replaced it with a fake last time I was on it. I have the real hill hidden somewhere. MY HILL

[FearEvil19]

But you are already dead by the Death Note. Your post is also invalid. HAHA!
MY HILL!

[Jake]

I'm a zombie. MY HILL!

[Professor Burnt]

As Aioshima the all mighty god i come down from the heavens blast the shit out of u witha golden ray of light tell u thats how gods do it
MY hill

[FearEvil19]

I become the God I pwn aioshima. My hill!

[Jake]

I give you a copy of iwbtg(an extremely hard game), you get stuck on the second screen, and can't stop playing. MY HILL!

[Professor Burnt]

I hack into the game change a few things make the easiest shit on the planet come open up a a can of pwnage on u MY HILL

[Jake]

I un hack your hacks and you die. MY HILL!
(You should really try that game by the way.)

[Acerthief]

Formatted Jake's C:/ and climbed up the hill.
MY HILL!!

(What game though)

[Jake]

I used my laptop. MY HILL!
(The game is iwbtg which is here (http://kayin.pyoko.org/iwbtg/))

[Acerthief]

Jake used to much time on iwbtg he forgot to go on the hill.
MY HILL

[Jake]

I gave up on iwbtg a while ago(couldnt get past the second screen :laugh:) so it is still MY HILL!

[Professor Burnt]

I come up the hill in a flash with a flash like a flash and after a flash you're gone MY HILL

[Jake]

I put on sun glasses and reclaim the hill, ignoring your flashes. MY HILL!

[Professor Burnt]

i use bangs instead of flashes MY HILL

[Jake]

I go back in time and make it so you aren't born, MY HILL!

[Professor Burnt]

before u got into the time machine i went back in time to make u not born

[Jake]

Because I wasnt born, you dont go back in time to make me not born, thus I am born. MY (PARADOX) HILL!

[Professor Burnt]

ur were to busy making ur paradox and since i am a god i have to born no matter wat so my hill bitch

[Jake]

I'm an atheist so to me you don't exist. MY HILL!!

[Professor Burnt]

i get my fellow karate brothesrs(and sisters) and whoop ur ass


MY HILL MOTHASUCKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jake]

LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU! I steel the hill while your looking away, MY HILL!

[Death_Pigeon]

I after telling the millionth Chuck Norris joke (not to mention the worst) makes everyone's head explode climb the hill and YELL "MY HILL" yeah that's right what now???

[Jake]

I go to Chuck Norris, tell him that you've been making fun of him and he roundhouse kicks you out of existence! MY HILL! Yeah that's what!!

[FearEvil19]

Bring the whole dojo whipe Jkae's ass out and I get my revenge on aioshima.
MA HILL and nobody beats CKSA, we're teh best of teh best, biatch!

[Professor Burnt]

http://i323.photobucket.com/albums/nn450/Aioshima/pwned-facekick-1-1.jpg (http://forums.exophase.com/%3Ca%20href=)

[FearEvil19]

1- that's wrestling.
2 - That's not my name xD

[d1ddy]

holy fuck aioshima you suck at shooping .

[Professor Burnt]

hey i had like 3 mins before i had to go to movie

[d1ddy]

http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/i-see-what-you-did-there/1/i_see_what_you_did_there.jpg (http://www.funnyforumpics.com)

[Professor Burnt]

since u guys r both talking smack i sneak up behind you guys assassinate both of u

MY FREAKIN' HILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jake]

While your celebrating I assassinate you. MY HILL!!

[Professor Burnt]

since im the god of assassins u cant kill and right when ur about u i turn around and stab u and rip ur guts out rambo style
MY HILL

[Jake]

Your banned. MY HILL!

[Professor Burnt]

but u see I am not banned So my hill muthasucka!

[Jake]

Your the kid in your avatar. MY HILL!!

[Professor Burnt]

But im not the kid in the pic but ma grandma is so the granny in the pic so she comes kicks ur ass my hill

[Darkchild]

NEWCOMMER ARRIVES

I silently get behind your grandma, slit her throat and kick you out

MY HILL!

[Professor Burnt]

u forgot about the invincible baby that she kicked which comes and pwnes ur ass

MY HILL

[Jake]

While the invincible baby is pwning Darkchild, I steel the hill. MY HILL!

[Professor Burnt]

the baby uses shadow clone jutsu u get confused i steal the hill
MY HILL

[Jake]

Im always confused when it comes to you so it doesn't make any difference. MY HILL!!!

[Acerthief]

i piled up my own hill. MY HILL!!!

[Professor Burnt]

i bulldozed your hill down a built my own
MY HILL

[Acerthief]

i bulldozed your hill down a built my own
MY HILL

You didn't pay your rent and had to return the hill. MY Hill!!!!

[Professor Burnt]

u forgot to pay your gravity bill and floated of to space MY HILL

[Jake]

You forgot to pay your living bill and cease to exist. MY HILL!!!

[Professor Burnt]

u forogt to pay ur internet bill u commit suicide in greef MY HILL

[Jake]

It cant be your hill because you don't exist and therefore can't take ownership. Still MY HILL.

[Professor Burnt]

my gf pays my living bill for me after and i come back alive
MY HILL

[Jake]

In paying your living bill, your gf can;t pay her own, overcome with sadness you leave the hill. MY HILL!

[Professor Burnt]

But since she inherited a lot of money she can (funny how my gf got brought into thisXD)
so i dont leave the hill but build a bigger one MY HILL

[Jake]

While you are looking the other way I hide the hill where you will never find it. MY HILL!

[Professor Burnt]

i build a new one and keep on living my life like nothing happened
MY HILL

[Jake]

I copyright the hill and sue you for everything you have. MY HILL!

[Professor Burnt]

since i own the biggest corporation in the world i own have the worlds econamy and own most of the courts and i have the best lawers in the world

[Jake]

But because possession is nine-tenths of the law I have the hill, I win the case. MY HILL!

[Professor Burnt]

my point so i build another hill and live on
MY HILL

[Jake]

I switched the plans you used to make your hill and its actually a pile of manure. MY HILL.

[Professor Burnt]

its still a hill
MY hill
P.s, i dont have "plans"

[Jake]

Its not a hill its a pile. MY HILL

[Professor Burnt]

a pile can be a hill
MY HILL

[Jake]

No a piles a pile and a hill is a hill. Proof:
Pile:A quantity of objects stacked or thrown together in a heap.
Hill: A well-defined natural elevation smaller than a mountain.
MY HILL!!!

[Professor Burnt]

i go and find a new hill
MY HILL

[Jake]

I destroy every single other hill anywhere except mine and put a impenetrable dome over it. MY HILL

[Professor Burnt]

u forgot about my secret underground hill that has a super dome around it
MY HILL

[Jake]

I can't see it so therefore it doesn't exist. MY HILL!!!!

[Professor Burnt]

but it does
so my hill

[Jake]

I get another hill so I have two and two are better than one. MY HILLS

[Professor Burnt]

i still have a hill
MY HILL

[Jake]

But I have two. MY HILLS.

[FearEvil19]

And I don't care :w00t:

My hill.

[Professor Burnt]

u may have 2 hills but that still dosnt change the fact that i have a hill
and fearevil u should care MY HILL

[FearEvil19]

I still don't care. :w00t::w00t:
My hill

[Professor Burnt]

i still have a hill
MY HILL

i have a feeling this game is coming to an end

[FearEvil19]

Who cares? :w00t::w00t: xD

My hill

[Professor Burnt]

me
MY HILL

[Jake]

I create a hill destroying disease, vacinate my hills, and release it. I t destroys everyone elses hills. MY HILL!!

[Professor Burnt]

i come up to u like bitch u killed my hill shoot u
take ur hill
MY HILL

[Jake]

Because you are tired you didn't shoot me properly. I steal your gun and shoot you. MY HILL!!

[Professor Burnt]

but u c im hancock so the bullet dedflects of me and i kill u
MY HILL

[Jake]

Your not hancock your just a wanna be. MY HILL.

[Professor Burnt]

call me a wannabe 1 more time

[Jake]

Wannabe. MY HILL.

[Professor Burnt]

i shove ur head up ur own ass and thrown u of the hill
MY HILL

[FearEvil19]

My hill o_0

[Professor Burnt]

our hill

[Jake]

MY HILL.

[FearEvil19]

Whta about making three hills? One hill for aioshima, another for krazyking and another for me.
Everyone mood: happy

[Professor Burnt]

yeah and leave jake with no hill

[Jake]

I started this so I get a hill.

[Professor Burnt]

not if we dont make u 1
our hills

[Jake]

I make my our.
Our hills.

[FearEvil19]

Ok, 4 hills

[Professor Burnt]

out hills
now we have a giant parta

[Cheezeball99]

I kick the hell out of all of you ninny imbeciles for partying on hills, then leave the hills and go to the club for a real party. Oh, and also MY HILL.

[Professor Burnt]

i walk up to sucker punch u shoot u in teh foot cut out your tongue rip out ur eyes and then shoot u in the head
MY HILL

[Cheezeball99]

After a lengthy hospital stay and recovery time, I walk up and beat you bloody with a manhole cover. BOOM, MY HILL.

[Professor Burnt]

im hancock so that dosnt affect me i blow u threw a window with a zwinky bar MY HILL

[Jake]

Its four against one Cheezeball, our party hills.

[Professor Burnt]

OUR PARTA HILLS

[FearEvil19]

SPARTA!!!!...wait...wut...?

[Professor Burnt]

PARTA=PARTY

[FearEvil19]

Fuck your party

http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff148/fearevil19/1203900392172.gif
http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff148/fearevil19/spartaquiz-1.jpg
http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff148/fearevil19/a.jpg ta-da

[Professor Burnt]

well then i guess tonite we die in hell
(pulls out dentonator for nuke push the button we all die)

[FearEvil19]

It's not die, dinene in HELL!

http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x139/illsleepwhenyouredead666/tonightwedineinhell.jpg

http://www.journerdism.com/images/300.jpg

http://www.vitalsecurity.org/uploaded_images/z_da-747513.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/128341845642968750spartanstoni.jpg

Now I got to eat something T.T

[Professor Burnt]

well are we going to eat in the shade?

[d1ddy]

Whta about making three hills? One hill for aioshima, another for krazyking and another for me.
Everyone mood: happy

LTTP but thanks for making me a hill , my hill . bitches .

[Professor Burnt]

hey krazyking i have on krazy party @ my hill and ur invited

[d1ddy]

Kan I bring mah bong?

[Professor Burnt]

bring 2 i need 1

[FearEvil19]

I tentacle raep aioshima and then kill him. My hill

[Professor Burnt]

I use my ninja glare and kill you my hill

[FearEvil19]

Fail, i still have a lot of tentacles and you're still being raeped. How does it feel? xD

[Professor Burnt]

you rape my shadow clone and i use chidori and blast ur tentacles off then i use my ninja glare and kill u
my hill

[d1ddy]

i go back in time 13 years and use a condom . my hill

[Darkchild]

I call chuck norris tell him to beat y'all to a pulp.

MY HILL! >:3

[FearEvil19]

I call Bruce Lee, he beats DC and chuck norris at the same time! My hill.

[Darkchild]

Chuck Norris then gets mad and goes back in time with me, roundhousekicks FearEvil19 and Bruce Lee to the pré historic times

MY HILL

[Professor Burnt]

I summon Mr T. and hes owns all ur asses
MY MUTHASUCKING HILL

[Darkchild]

I sacrifice a cat and get devilish powers

I kill you all

MY HILL

[Professor Burnt]

i kill u using my macdonalds super size me powers
MY HILL

[Jake]

Your name change nullifies your hill owning rights, MY HILL!!!

[Professor Burnt]

I burn u with a toaster
MY HILL

[Jake]

Theres a bit of toast stuck in your toaster and you try to get it out with a knife. MY HILL!!!

[Professor Burnt]

While u think that i was getting toast out of my toaster i was really waiting for u with my easybake oven and i burn u alive with it

[d1ddy]

i go back in time and beat aioshimas mothers stomach while shes pregnant with a baseball bat

[Jake]

i go back in time and beat aioshimas mothers stomach while shes pregnant with a baseball bat

And I claim the hill. MY HILL!

[Professor Burnt]

KrazyKing beats the wrong mom it was actually jakes's mom so i claim the hill
MY HILL

[Jake]

I was swapped with KrazyKing/d1ddy at birth so it was really his mum. MY HILL.

[Professor Burnt]

U forgot i still hold claim to the hill so when your coming up i knock u down a curbstop u gears of war style

[Jake]

The curb is a cake, i eat it and push you down the hill. MY HILL

[Professor Burnt]

U hit my decoy and i chainsaw u from behind (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcPNJzdlzhM)

my hill

[Jake]

You took my decoy hill, i still have the real one, MY HILL

[Professor Burnt]

but i still have a hill
my hill

[Jake]

I throw my old laptop at your hill, completely destroying it. MY HILL.

[Professor Burnt]

I catch it before it can hit my hill and using it i send u 3 trojans, 4 worms, 16 other viruses and 4 spam bombs
and u run away screamin to get to your computer in time to save it

[Jake]

I'm rubber your glue, it bounces off me and sticks to you! You run away screaming, MY HILL.

[Professor Burnt]

im burnt glue making me like rubber so it bounces off me and hits sum random civilian
my hill

[Jake]

That didn't affect me, so... MY HILL.

[Professor Burnt]

the civilian turned out to be your mom and u run of to help her
my hill

[Darkchild]

*farts*

My hill

[Professor Burnt]

I make chamical warfare with my dogs farts(there that bad!) and bomb u
my hill

[Jake]

I take an anti dog-fart pill and take the hill because no one else can stand it. MY HILL.

[Professor Burnt]

I summon a a zombie army that kills u
my hill

[Jake]

Now I'm a zombie and feed you to my fellow zombies, who tear you to bits, MY HILL!

[Professor Burnt]

u eat one of my many super soldier clones who blast ur fellow zombies and u to bits
My hill

[Jake]

The zombie bits join together making a giant super zombie, it stomps on you and all of your clones. MY HILL!

[Professor Burnt]

My legion of daughters (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Bc0mG5omTo) comes adn uses anti zombie spray to kill u
My hill

[Jake]

But I was a dead zombie, so I'm a ghost and your anti-zombie spray fails. MY HILL and MY DAUGHTERS!!!

btw lol at that video.:laugh:

[Professor Burnt]

I cant kill your my daughter
your hill

[Jake]

MY HILL??!!

[Professor Burnt]

While you are aww struck i sneak up and kill u
MY HILL

[Jake]

But I'm a zombie ghost and you can't kill a zombie ghost, I haunt you until you kill yourself. MY HILL!!

[Professor Burnt]

Suicide does not exist in my world
MY HILL

[Jake]

Then I trick you to punching my ghost but it goes through me and hits a cop and you go to jail. MY HILL!!!

[Professor Burnt]

{ (enter):
<no wanted level>
(MY HILL)
}

[Jake]

There are no cheats for the HILL. MY HILL.

[Professor Burnt]

I hacked it
MY HILL

[Jake]

I patched it. MY HILL!!

[Professor Burnt]

I eated u

MY HILL

[Jake]

I'm going away for the weekend and I lend you the hill. YOUR HILL(temporarily)

[Professor Burnt]

while the cat is away the mice will play
I make my self supreme dictator and call my self the right hand of god
MY HILL
(HES NOT GETTING IT BACK)

[Jake]

I left a hidden back door to the hill and sneak in while your out and change the locks. MY HILL.

[Professor Burnt]

I use my lvl 999 lockpick spell
MY HILL

[d1ddy]

aioshima should be banned becuase his friend sucks at gears of war 2

[Professor Burnt]

This has nothing to do with king of the hill so
MY HILL

[Jake]

Your distracted by the confused d1ddy and set off a booby trap and fall into a pool of electric piranhas.
MY HILL!!!

[Professor Burnt]

I make a stunning comeback and push u into a pool of mutated ill tempered sea bass who eat u
MY HILL

[Jake]

But its still MY HILL because you didn't claim it. MY HILL!

[Professor Burnt]

Jake spears to be blind because of the sea bass so i push him down the hill
MY HILL

[Jake]

I roll around the world and up the other side of the hill, knocking you off it. MY HILL!!

[Professor Burnt]

i use my time control spell and build a wall there so u cant knock me down
MY HILL

[Jake]

I use my anti-wall spray, you fail, MY HILL!

[Professor Burnt]

my wall is made of anti-anti-wall spray material
MY HILL

[Jake]

But my anti-wall spray has an extra ingredient of anti-anti-anti-wall remover. MY HILL!!

[d1ddy]

MY HILL.

[Jake]

No way it's MY HILL!

[Professor Burnt]

while u guys argue i claim the hill
MY HILL