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taken from http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Sean_Bean

Trivia

* During the filming of The Fellowship of the Ring, he refused to take the helicopters out to remote mountain locations. Instead he chose to take a ski lift into the mountains and then hike the final few miles, all in full costume. That's just how rugged and hard he is.

* He was a presenter at the 1995 BAFTA Awards. He beat the crap out of every male there and then got laid sixty nine times after filming, with all of Hollywood's top female stars.

* Sean was not the first choice for the role of Richard Sharpe in the Sharpe series; he stepped in and was literally ejaculated on by the director. After a bath and an ice pack on the directors jaw he was immediately hired.

* Sean Bean was awarded an Honorary Doctorate degree from Sheffield Hallam University in Manliness and sheer ass kickery in 1997 and will receive one from Sheffield University for his abs in July 2006 .

* Has a scar over his eye given to him by Harrison Ford while shooting his death scene in Patriot Games (1992). Ford hit him with a boat hook because he felt inferior to Bean. Needless to say Ford went home in a bodybag.

* On Thursdays Sean Bean likes to go to bars and let hard men try to beat him. No man has ever worn Bean down. His pick up line is : 'Alright luv come fer a bit o sean'. Women and Men are seduced instantly.

* Sean Bean recently starred in The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, boosting the games sales from 7.92 copies to 1.3 billion.

* Contrary to popular belief, the answer to life the universe and everything is not 42, but is in fact Sean Bean, or in numerical form, 006.

* Sean Bean has performed as a character who dies in nearly 85% of the films in cinema history. According to a recent study the combined deaths of all of Sean Bean's characters amounts to more than the collective deaths of the Civil War.