My product sucks so hard that I need to go around gaming forums spamming them with my ads.
Wait, actually paying sites to advertise my stuff? What are you talking about? Relying on good customer reviews? Heck no. Those don't exist. All customers are jaded. I mean really, does any product live off of that? They do if they're good? Oh, well... about that.. see... yeah...
Wait, actually paying sites to advertise my stuff? What are you talking about? Relying on good customer reviews? Heck no. Those don't exist. All customers are jaded. I mean really, does any product live off of that? They do if they're good? Oh, well... about that.. see... yeah...