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Omegle - post your convos!

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madsoul

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Omegle

an interesting place where you get to talk with a random person. now, post some funny or serious convos people! get to work!

here is one:

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: wanna hear a story?
Stranger: sure
You: Now this is the story all about how
You: My life got flipped, turned upside down
You: And Id like to take a minute just sit right there
You: Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: i knew
Stranger: it
You: lol
Stranger: you are great
You: you too!
You: whatever, have a great day!
 

Fives

New Member
its creepy when you enter the chat and it says


Stranger:

lol
 

Dan

Contributor
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: penis?
You have disconnected.
 

Fives

New Member
Stranger: Hey
You: HI
Stranger: asl?
You: I LIKE CAPITAL LETTERS
You: =D
Stranger: WOW
You: I KNOW ITS FREAKING SWEET LIKE, IT LOOKS LIKE IM YELLING
You: OR THAT I'M MAD
You: BUT I'M REALLY NOT LOL I PROMISE
Stranger: haha ok
Stranger: asl?
You have disconnected.
 

madsoul

Member
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where are you from?
Stranger: :)
You: sweden here!
Stranger: are you a boy or a girl?
Stranger: i'm From hollannnd
You: im a drone
Stranger: okay
Stranger: are you gay?
Stranger: you are a fucking idiot
You: thanks!
Stranger: i know where youre house is
Stranger: i kill you
Stranger: sun of a bitch
You: your to kind sir
 

spike021

iPhone Developer (prev. PSP Dev)
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: are you santa?
You: r u a chimp?
You: yeah
You: I own reindeer
Stranger: wanna own me?
You: no problemo
You: how much you cost?
Stranger: chimpz sell for good money ;D
Stranger: nothing
Stranger: im wild
You: oooh
Stranger: catch me with a pokeball :p

Lolz. I think it's good for getting a quick laugh, but cheesy as well.
 

madsoul

Member
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: heil !
You: I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
You: Gotta make you understand
Stranger: k start
You: never gonna give you up
You: Never gonna let you down
Stranger: nooooes
You: Never gonna run around and desert you
You: Never gonna make you cry
You: Never gonna say goodbye
Stranger: i got rick rolled
You: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
You: yes my boy!
 

madsoul

Member
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi! did you bring the magic potato?
You: we need it
You: more then ever
Stranger: oh man, what for?
You: for the awsome space ship
Stranger: that's ready?!
You: yeah!
Stranger: When do we get to use it?
You: just rocket to the moon baby
You: potato
Stranger: right
Stranger: i forgot it
You: lets get on
You: ride it
Stranger: okay
You: *swish*
 

Dan

Contributor
You: aye aye cap'n
You: are you ready to sail
Stranger: yes
You: to the seventh moon of calafrapto
You: well then matey
You: we require rum
You: and quite a lot too
Stranger: ah sorry i dont understand
You: it's a long journey
You: we're going SAILING
You: through space
Stranger: i'm not english
You: well i am and thats good enough for me
You: you might require an eyepatch though
You: i like to eat odd things
Stranger: you are a boy or a girl ?
You: i have no gender pally
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 

RoBz

sucker
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: [MAJOR ANTISEMITISM]
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Ohh hell nawww
 

chrono6456

New Member
I was having a interesting conversation with a guy from norway. He told me about how they were Americanized, how they felt about the swedes, what language he thinks in, what anime he watches, and then the connection "imploded." :(
 

eighty4

Active Member
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: EU DISSE S-E-N-S-A-C-I-O-N-A-L :x
Stranger: hi :)
You: i understand
Stranger: (?)
You: do you play pokemon?
Stranger: ANH , NO WAY .
Stranger: do you ?
You: yeah i found my 12 year old pokeball today
You: i was so happy
Stranger: lol
You: i called over all ym friends and one showed me soem cool tricks
You: i can amke pikachus head spin backwards
Stranger: how old are you now ?
You: i turn 47 tomorrow
Stranger: pika pika *-*
Stranger: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD , hahahah
Stranger: kidding.
You: well at least i still have one arm
Stranger: omg , an the other one ?
You: my crazy wife cut it off
You: i still love her though
Stranger: putz , good luuck
Stranger:
 

spike021

iPhone Developer (prev. PSP Dev)
2166 users online
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi randome stranger
Stranger: +random
You: hello to you too
Stranger: =]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
You: how go you
Stranger: whats going on?
You: chillin
Stranger: i go fine... lol
You: what up
Stranger: chillin like a villain
Stranger: where you from?
You: your mom
Stranger: niiice

You: hello
You: hulloooooo
You: anyone home?

Stranger: hi
You: what up
Stranger: what is your name
You: Ben Dover
Stranger: im not speak english
Stranger: im brazil
You: riiight
Stranger: brasil
You: and je suis fran
 

El Diablo

Member

Hanzo_f19

[insert custom user title here]
chat said:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: mah-nah-nah
You: SEHIROTH?
Stranger: DAD?!
You: NOOOOO


-.-
 

Seth

MD Party Room
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Pie?
Stranger: HELLO
You: Poo
You: I sees yosis
You: Your a horrible horrible man.
You: Your drank what?
You: No way.
You: I hate you
Stranger: shut the fuck up
You: Get out of my faces gash
You: Umms how dates I
You: Umms notice the stuff in the cuff?
You: http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/2706/spaceb.jpg
You: 18 A.D.
You: 2+d
You: Umms I like spam
You: I like Tans.
You: I also like cans.
You: See what I mean
You: I dont think you can tell
You: Bu I
You: Look Ass
You: Fine bye

---------- Post added at 10:29 PM EST ---------- Previous post was at 10:26 PM EST ----------

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: 18 A.D.
You: No knowzsd
Stranger: sex??
You: I see what your up to
You: How daresss you.
You: I have a taco in my pocket.
You: Fits great
Stranger: asl??
You: 7th Period: 7 Weeks
Stranger: what
You: Gays
You: love you
You: I gave Afterbirth 2.3 secs ago
You: Foe u
Stranger: 我日你个同性恋
Stranger: fuck

You: Fcuk that
Stranger: fuck gay
You: Silver And Cold
You: Looks it kinda trads
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 

Seth

MD Party Room
I got a new one

2207 users online
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I raped y
Stranger: hi
Stranger: i boy
You: Hi?
Stranger: u?
You: Yea
You: I gave afterbirth 2.3 secs ago
You: Jasey Rae
Stranger: you are a slut?
You: Blessed by a Nightmare
You: Pins And Needles are what turn me on
Stranger: Fuck off
You: Really why...I have a taco in my pocket if you want it
You: It kinda hard and all but still it black and all natrial
Stranger: you are son of the bitch
You: Yea you know it.
Stranger: you must be a deer ne
You: So I rub one out with Fur Soft in
You: a dears mounth
You: It was Fun
Stranger: son of a bitch
You: Why you like it
You: I one time did it Down on the Ground
Stranger:
suck my dick
You: ok
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

---------- Post added at 10:35 PM EST ---------- Previous post was at 10:34 PM EST ----------

我日你个同性恋?

Gay love our Sunday

Or

I am a homosexual on your
 
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