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ilyace
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I <3 this:
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HI
Stranger: How many guys do i have to go through to get one to video chat with me
You: none
You: you landed on me baby
Stranger: are yew a guy
You: mhmm
Stranger: agee??
You: 19
Stranger: im 18
You: you?
Stranger: and a chic
You: nice
You: im all horny now
Stranger: wanna video chat and i can help yew get hard
You: im already hard
You: show me your genitals
You: your genitals
Stranger: well i could get u harder
You: aigh then
You: les do dis
Stranger: okayy
Stranger: so u have an aim
You: no
Stranger: how are we gonna video chat then
You: ayy wait are you a fuckin perv?
You: cause i dont want anything up my ass
Stranger: no..
You: oh ok
Stranger: i swear i wouldnt even do that
You: so les do dis
You: wait
You: before
Stranger: wht
You: are you hott?
Stranger: yes.
Stranger: are yew
You: hell ya
Stranger: haha
You: wait how hott?
Stranger: on a scale of 1-10 i would say 10,000
You: oh
Stranger: yea
You: thats not hott
Stranger: yea it is
You: nope
You: liear
You: *liar
Stranger: how is it not
You: how is it?
Stranger: well all my ex boyfriends say i am
You: are they blind?
Stranger: no
You: you sure?
Stranger: yep.
You: cause 10,000 isnt even between 1-10
Stranger: i kno
Stranger: its an exxagerationn
You: oh
Stranger: get what im sayin
You: yeah
Stranger: okay
You: omfg thats so cool
Stranger: so do yew wanna video chat
You: yeah
Stranger: or not
Stranger: okay
You: okay
Stranger: so how are we gonna
You: idk
Stranger: uhm
Stranger: do u have aol or msn
You: no
Stranger: oh
You: yeah...
Stranger: then we cant
You: ok, too bad...
Stranger: ok
You: i have to go to bed anyways
ROFL
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: are you a guy
You: yes
You: you?
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HI
Stranger: How many guys do i have to go through to get one to video chat with me
You: none
You: you landed on me baby
Stranger: are yew a guy
You: mhmm
Stranger: agee??
You: 19
Stranger: im 18
You: you?
Stranger: and a chic
You: nice
You: im all horny now
Stranger: wanna video chat and i can help yew get hard
You: im already hard
You: show me your genitals
You: your genitals
Stranger: well i could get u harder
You: aigh then
You: les do dis
Stranger: okayy
Stranger: so u have an aim
You: no
Stranger: how are we gonna video chat then
You: ayy wait are you a fuckin perv?
You: cause i dont want anything up my ass
Stranger: no..
You: oh ok
Stranger: i swear i wouldnt even do that
You: so les do dis
You: wait
You: before
Stranger: wht
You: are you hott?
Stranger: yes.
Stranger: are yew
You: hell ya
Stranger: haha
You: wait how hott?
Stranger: on a scale of 1-10 i would say 10,000
You: oh
Stranger: yea
You: thats not hott
Stranger: yea it is
You: nope
You: liear
You: *liar
Stranger: how is it not
You: how is it?
Stranger: well all my ex boyfriends say i am
You: are they blind?
Stranger: no
You: you sure?
Stranger: yep.
You: cause 10,000 isnt even between 1-10
Stranger: i kno
Stranger: its an exxagerationn
You: oh
Stranger: get what im sayin
You: yeah
Stranger: okay
You: omfg thats so cool
Stranger: so do yew wanna video chat
You: yeah
Stranger: or not
Stranger: okay
You: okay
Stranger: so how are we gonna
You: idk
Stranger: uhm
Stranger: do u have aol or msn
You: no
Stranger: oh
You: yeah...
Stranger: then we cant
You: ok, too bad...
Stranger: ok
You: i have to go to bed anyways
ROFL
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You: hey
Stranger: are you a guy
You: yes
You: you?
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Bubbletune
Member
In just about every conversation I had there they asked, "wanna cyber?"...
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You: Hello, customer service, how may I help you?
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Stranger: hhi
Stranger: asl?
You: Hello, customer service how may I help you?
Stranger: i want chat
Stranger: and money and sex
You: Chat about your broken product?
You: Oh money
You: nice
You: What about money?
Stranger: WHERE ARE U FROM
You: houston, tx
You: you?
Stranger: guangdong,china
Stranger: houston ,cool.
You: Cool
You: you know how to build computers?
Stranger: yao Restaurant
You: ?
Stranger: yes，i learned before
You: cool
Stranger: Yao Ming's Restaurant,in Houston,Don't u know?
You: no, sorry
Stranger: How old are you ?
You: how old are you?
Stranger: nothing,forget about it
Stranger: 25
You: ew
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You: Hello, customer service, how may I help you?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hhi
Stranger: asl?
You: Hello, customer service how may I help you?
Stranger: i want chat
Stranger: and money and sex
You: Chat about your broken product?
You: Oh money
You: nice
You: What about money?
Stranger: WHERE ARE U FROM
You: houston, tx
You: you?
Stranger: guangdong,china
Stranger: houston ,cool.
You: Cool
You: you know how to build computers?
Stranger: yao Restaurant
You: ?
Stranger: yes，i learned before
You: cool
Stranger: Yao Ming's Restaurant,in Houston,Don't u know?
You: no, sorry
Stranger: How old are you ?
You: how old are you?
Stranger: nothing,forget about it
Stranger: 25
You: ew
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Scorned
Member
You don't know Yao's restaurant?
haha we were both talking about going on it, a few convos in seems like we must have linked up xD.
metalhed89
Member
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Stranger: hello
You: bumface
Stranger: 4chan gotfrag?
You: fuck 4chan hate that place
Stranger: troll?
You: no
You: bringvictory.com its funny
Stranger: This conversation has been monitored by the organization Perverted Justice. A transcript of this conversation has been recorded and submitted to the federal government. Under Clause 13 of the Online Solicitation Act, it is unlawful to impose explicit sexual juxtapositions upon anonymous internet users. Your IP has been traced; a Federal Officer will arrive at your location within the hour.
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scared the crap outta me :blushing:
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Stranger: hello
You: bumface
Stranger: 4chan gotfrag?
You: fuck 4chan hate that place
Stranger: troll?
You: no
You: bringvictory.com its funny
Stranger: This conversation has been monitored by the organization Perverted Justice. A transcript of this conversation has been recorded and submitted to the federal government. Under Clause 13 of the Online Solicitation Act, it is unlawful to impose explicit sexual juxtapositions upon anonymous internet users. Your IP has been traced; a Federal Officer will arrive at your location within the hour.
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scared the crap outta me :blushing:
LOL, that's too good. Every time I go on there I get some asshole/creep that can barely speak english - maybe I'm getting unlucky.
Hanzo_f19
[insert custom user title here]
wow O.O
Zx30
Beto
That's a good ending right there. I've been using that on a few sexual people. Hopefully it scares the shit out of them.
This wins on a few different levels.
UserUnknown
eXo's Resident Brony
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You: Hello.
Stranger: want pringles?
You: Hell yes.
You: Do you?
Stranger: yes
You: Freakin awesome. We should get some.
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You: Hello.
Stranger: want pringles?
You: Hell yes.
You: Do you?
Stranger: yes
You: Freakin awesome. We should get some.
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You: Hi, this is Boxxy.
Stranger: hi Boxxy
You: how are you doing?
Stranger: nothing
Stranger: you?
You: not much, do you have paypal?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: want money?
You: yes please
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You: Hi, this is Boxxy.
Stranger: hi Boxxy
You: how are you doing?
Stranger: nothing
Stranger: you?
You: not much, do you have paypal?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: want money?
You: yes please
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Cryox
Bro.
wow lol. "want money?"
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