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Mr. Beefy

Mr. Beefy

Suck It Trebek
i remember when phil posted a shit ton of dead baby jokes on bbundy's forums

the one that sticks out most is

what's the difference between a dead baby and an onion?

onions make me cry when i chop them up
 
gr34t3st

gr34t3st

New Age Retro Hippie
My favorite joke of all time.

Boy walks into his house after school
Mom Asks him how his day was.
Boy says "Good. I had sex with my teacher!"
Mom goes bezerk saying "Wait till your father gets home!"
Boy walks into his room. His dad comes in.
Dad: I heard you had a good day at school
Boy: ..uh I had sex with a teacher...
Dad: I'm so proud of you! I'm going to take you to get that bike you've had your eye on!
They drive to the bike store and buy the bike the kid always wanted.
Dad: Well son, do you want to ride it home?
Punchline: Son: Nah.. My ass still hurts.

pwnage
 
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Tommi

New Member
Not a joke as such but...

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ilyace

ilyace

Member
gr34t3st said:
My favorite joke of all time.

Boy walks into his house after school
Mom Asks him how his day was.
Boy says "Good. I had sex with my teacher!"
Mom goes bezerk saying "Wait till your father gets home!"
Boy walks into his room. His dad comes in.
Dad: I heard you had a good day at school
Boy: ..uh I had sex with a teacher...
Dad: I'm so proud of you! I'm going to take you to get that bike you've had your eye on!
They drive to the bike store and buy the bike the kid always wanted.
Dad: Well son, do you want to ride it home?
Punchline: Son: Nah.. My ass still hurts.

pwnage
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Ahaha I remember that one from like 6th grade.
 
Seth

Seth

MD Party Room
Man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm. His wife is lying in bed reading. Man says, "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache." Wife replies, "I think you'll find that is a sheep." Man replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."
 
Seth

Seth

MD Party Room
Sorry - no matches. Please try some different terms.

What so funny about that?
 
Abe Froeman

Abe Froeman

Gamer Dad
Enforcer Team
This just got passed around my office. A couple were semi-funny:

Spanish Words of the Day:

1. **Cheese* *
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a
sentence.
Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.

2. **Mushroom* *
When all my family get in the car, there's not
mushroom.

3. **Shoulder* *
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know
how to read so I shoulder.

4. * Texas *
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering
where I'm at!

5. **Herpes* *
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got
herpes.

6. **July* *
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me!
Julyer!

7. **Rectum* *
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!

8. **Chicken* *
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go
herself.

9. **Wheelchair* *
We only have one enchalada left, but don't worry wheelchair

10. **Chicken* *wing* *
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

11. **Harassment* *
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her,
honey harassment nothing to me.

12. **Bishop* *
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.

13. * *Body wash **
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.
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%chrono trigger%

New Member
heard a joke today that gave me a chuckle
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What do JFK, Martin Luther King Jr., and Obama all have in common?............ Nothing yet.
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just a little shot at our new pres lol
 
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