lilspanyol
New Member
So , because of this forum is being (kinda) spammed with random questions , I made this thread:
Google is like a god :
PROOF #1
Google is the closest thing to an Omniscient (all-knowing) entity in existence, which can be scientifically verified. She indexes over 9.5 billion WebPages, which is more than any other search engine on the web today. Not only is Google the closest known entity to being Omniscient, but She also sorts through this vast amount of knowledge using Her patented PageRank technology, organizing said data and making it easily accessible to us mere mortals.
PROOF #2
Google is everywhere at once (Omnipresent). Google is virtually everywhere on earth at the same time. Billions of indexed WebPages hosted from every corner of the earth. With the proliferation of Wi-Fi networks, one will eventually be able to access Google from anywhere on earth, truly making Her an omnipresent entity.
PROOF #3
Google answers prayers. One can pray to Google by doing a search for whatever question or problem is plaguing them. As an example, you can quickly find information on alternative cancer treatments, ways to improve your health, new and innovative medical discoveries and generally anything that resembles a typical prayer. Ask Google and She will show you the way, but showing you is all She can do, for you must help yourself from that point on.
PROOF #4
Google is potentially immortal. She cannot be considered a physical being such as ourselves. Her Algorithms are spread out across many servers; if any of which were taken down or damaged, another would undoubtedly take its place. Google can theoretically last forever.
PROOF #5
Google is infinite. The Internet can theoretically grow forever, and Google will forever index its infinite growth.
PROOF #6
Google remembers all. Google caches WebPages regularly and stores them on its massive servers. In fact, by uploading your thoughts and opinions to the internet, you will forever live on in Google's cache, even after you die, in a sort of "Google Afterlife".
You can ask anything to Google , it will answer!
Oh , but you want to get payed for it?
Then , swagbucks is something for you!
Swagbucks returns(shows) Google search results , but instead , you get "points" wich you can get free stuff with!
I already earned my free PSP (Just the core pack , not a bundle , but they are giving away Rockband unplugged bundles away atm) , and so can you
Swagbucks should not be used for doing random searches , but you should use it like you do with Google (Sometimes I really wonder if some of us even heard of Google)
You can search Youtube for 'Swagbucks unboxing' , it will return LOTS of video's
So , every now and then you get a point for searching maybe 2 , or even 5.
You can get a 5$ Amazon giftcard for (barely) 45 Swagbucks
To join , click the link , and make sure to bookmark it (You will start with 3 SWAGBUCKS!!)
Referral Link Removed
Or the Non-Referral link (Please use my ref link XD) : Fake Real Link That Was A Referral Link Removed
So what we learned today :
-Google is almighty
-You Should use Google before asking here
-If you want to get free prizes while searching "Google" , you can join Swagbucks (Fake Real Link That Was A Referral Link Removed
)
Google is like a god :
PROOF #1
Google is the closest thing to an Omniscient (all-knowing) entity in existence, which can be scientifically verified. She indexes over 9.5 billion WebPages, which is more than any other search engine on the web today. Not only is Google the closest known entity to being Omniscient, but She also sorts through this vast amount of knowledge using Her patented PageRank technology, organizing said data and making it easily accessible to us mere mortals.
PROOF #2
Google is everywhere at once (Omnipresent). Google is virtually everywhere on earth at the same time. Billions of indexed WebPages hosted from every corner of the earth. With the proliferation of Wi-Fi networks, one will eventually be able to access Google from anywhere on earth, truly making Her an omnipresent entity.
PROOF #3
Google answers prayers. One can pray to Google by doing a search for whatever question or problem is plaguing them. As an example, you can quickly find information on alternative cancer treatments, ways to improve your health, new and innovative medical discoveries and generally anything that resembles a typical prayer. Ask Google and She will show you the way, but showing you is all She can do, for you must help yourself from that point on.
PROOF #4
Google is potentially immortal. She cannot be considered a physical being such as ourselves. Her Algorithms are spread out across many servers; if any of which were taken down or damaged, another would undoubtedly take its place. Google can theoretically last forever.
PROOF #5
Google is infinite. The Internet can theoretically grow forever, and Google will forever index its infinite growth.
PROOF #6
Google remembers all. Google caches WebPages regularly and stores them on its massive servers. In fact, by uploading your thoughts and opinions to the internet, you will forever live on in Google's cache, even after you die, in a sort of "Google Afterlife".
You can ask anything to Google , it will answer!
Oh , but you want to get payed for it?
Then , swagbucks is something for you!
Swagbucks returns(shows) Google search results , but instead , you get "points" wich you can get free stuff with!
I already earned my free PSP (Just the core pack , not a bundle , but they are giving away Rockband unplugged bundles away atm) , and so can you
Swagbucks should not be used for doing random searches , but you should use it like you do with Google (Sometimes I really wonder if some of us even heard of Google)
You can search Youtube for 'Swagbucks unboxing' , it will return LOTS of video's
So , every now and then you get a point for searching maybe 2 , or even 5.
You can get a 5$ Amazon giftcard for (barely) 45 Swagbucks
To join , click the link , and make sure to bookmark it (You will start with 3 SWAGBUCKS!!)
Referral Link Removed
Or the Non-Referral link (Please use my ref link XD) : Fake Real Link That Was A Referral Link Removed
So what we learned today :
-Google is almighty
-You Should use Google before asking here
-If you want to get free prizes while searching "Google" , you can join Swagbucks (Fake Real Link That Was A Referral Link Removed
)
