Man kills and rapes 400 cows.

[Sir_Axxewraith]

Dan showed me this earlier.

A TWISTED oddball with an insatiable animal fetish was arrested after allegedly having sex with 400 cows.

The 53-year-old cleaner told police he did not fancy women and only cows and horses got him randy.

Getulino Ferreira Paraizo said he chose the more tranquil animals before engaging in sex acts with them.

But police say it is even more bizarre.

They accuse him of torturing the animals, sometimes ripping out their eyes before having sex with them and then killing them.

Among the clues he left behind at every scene were empty packages of the same cookies.

Police found another packet on him when they arrested him.

'Ritual theory'

Paraizo, of Aragoiania, in central Brazil, told reporters he can

 

[Serideth]

Lame, I posted that in the #mformature IRC channel and it was stolen.

 

[RoBz]

Old. read it on IRC earlier

 

[Gutya]

Old. Read it on IRC ages ago.

 

[Sir_Axxewraith]

erm. Sorry ? :|

Wait why am I apologizing.

 

[eighty4]

Wow, nice story, never read anything like this before.

except on IRC.

 

[Ferris]

old -_-

 

[RoBz]

Old. read it on IRC earlier

QFT man, QFT.

 

[birdman]

old, did it on irc last night.

 

[EvilSeph]

If I could reply with merely "wtf" I would. But I can't so:
That's one messed up guy. All that wasted beef. And milk.

Also, see what you guys miss out on when you're not on IRC? Get your asses in there and join in on the crazy discussions!

 

[Sir_Axxewraith]

I GET IT. Calm down.

I wasn't on IRC last night so I wouldn't know. And not everyone on m4m goes on IRC.

 

[Brad]

What the hell?

This shit is old, read it on irc. #Leak on Malloc

 

[gr34t3st]

Wow... You guys all fail.
Big whoop. You heard about it? Then STFU and leave or share your comment on the story. This is news to me and I'm on IRC almost every night.
Hats off to you gentlemen for progressing this thread 0% and making the starter feel like an ass for sharing a funny story that, believe it or not, some people have not heard.

Thanks.

 

[Chathurga]

You're just mad because it was your dad in the article.

 

[gmansixfo]

Thanks for posting this axx. I was MIA when this was posted on irc, so this is new shit to me.

Pretty disgusting BTW

 

[gr34t3st]

You're just mad because it was your dad in the article.

Case and point.

 

[Chathurga]

How are we supposed to progress this thread? Share our own daring tales of bestiality? Comment on the man's dubious morals?

No we should just give each other a salty wink and laugh at the article, everyone's in on the joke but you gr34t3st.

 

[Brad]

Was a joke my fellow mformature'e'in

Discussion on said topic is light anyway. "Eww Gross" "Woah 400!" You ain't gonna get much out of this.

 

[Serideth]

Great thread, pity not everyone got the funny side of it.