Darth Budd
Inna-Gadda-Davida
Cunt
But in all seriousness you're lucky.
My sister is the same way, but her cholesterol is through the roof.
On another health note, I live with a few guys from my fraternity and our house is always dirty which makes me sick all the time. Also, we have a two-keg kegerator so I'm getting fat. I gotta start riding my bike more often...