Outrageous Religious Beliefs

[amrcidiot]

I realize we already have a "God Talk" thread, but I thought we could get into some heated debates in here (while trying to be as little offensive as you can).
I came across this site earlier and thought that you guys would like to have a laugh at all the completely ridiculous things that people say about other religions. Granted, some of the quotes on this site are taken out of context, but the majority show how conceded some people can be.

I'm not trying to stir up a heated debate over religions, but the people that give the religion a bad name.
For instance, I don't mind Christian people, but when I see that Daniel Joseph Min said the fallowing statement, it kinda makes me wanna burn his house down.

Seriously, does anybody ever cry at an Atheist's funeral?

I mean, since Atheists have no value whatsoever as human beings (they're not even human, but only inhuman animals), since Atheists are nothing but miserable Liars, Cowards and Murderers, after all, why would anybody in their right mind weep over the dead rotting corpse, or bone chips and ashes (that get mixed together with those of others from the crematory) of a worthless dead Atheist?

And what epitaph do you engrave on an Atheist's grave marker? "Here lies the only good Atheist, which is a dead Atheist". What else is there say? Nothing at all. No last words, no last rites, no flowers, no anything.

Every time an Atheist dies, the world is better off as a result of that dead Atheist being dead, & its damned God-forsaken soul burning in the fiery pits of Hades.

Which begs another related question, do Atheists cry at funerals? If so, why? Since Atheists hate God, and they hate Family, and they hate Country, who are they crying for? It is true: The only good Atheist is a dead Atheist.

Your thoughts?

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Reminder to anybody who decides to post in this thread: Please try not to generalize people who are part of a certain religion. Just because one nutcase has extreme views on a particular topic doesn't mean everybody who is a part of that said religion shares the same views. Be respectful, and keep the comments healthy.

 

[soha]

I realize we already have a "God Talk" thread, but I thought we could get into some heated debates in here (while trying to be as little offensive as you can).
I came across this site earlier and thought that you guys would like to have a laugh at all the completely ridiculous things that people say about other religions. Granted, some of the quotes on this site are taken out of context, but the majority show how conceded some people can be.

I'm not trying to stir up a heated debate over religions, but the people that give the religion a bad name.
For instance, I don't mind Christian people, but when I see that Daniel Joseph Min said the fallowing statement, it kinda makes me wanna burn his house down.



Your thoughts?

@the quote. why do religious people cry at funerals? aren't they in a better place, with god, now? are they crying because they knew that the person was a horrible person and they know he/she is going to hell?

 

[amrcidiot]

@the quote. why do religious people cry at funerals? aren't they in a better place, with god, now? are they crying because they knew that the person was a horrible person and they know he/she is going to hell?

I think they cry because they know that they're not going to have anybody go to their funeral but people who are so leaned to one direction that they forgot the most import thing in life: have fun.

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Anywho, found another one that made me "LOL"

Spoiler: The Earth is Flat!!1111oneone

The Fact the Earth is Flat is not my opinion, it is a Proved Fact! While all we need to know is that the Bible says the Earth is flat (Is.40:22, Ez.7:2, Dn.2:35; 4:10-11,20, Mt.4:8)... but for a second can you imagine what these so-called 'scientists would have us believe ---- If the earth really was round, that would mean there arre people who are HANGING DOWN, HEAD DOWNWARDS while we are standing head up? But since the theory allows to travel to those parts of the earth where the people are said to hand head downward, and still to fancy ourselves to be heads upwards, and our friends whom we have left behind us to be heads downwards! LOL! What foolishness! TheWHOLE THING IS A MYTH - A DREAM - A DELUSION - and a snare, and, instead of there being any evidence at all in this direction to substantiate this popular theory, it is plain proof that the Earth is Not A Globe!

 

[Chathurga]

No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest "cover" of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims.

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Prepare to lol.
I love when crazy people focus their craziness into concentrated religious beliefs, it makes me lol heartily.

 

[Zx30]

My EX girlfriend is an Extreme Religious believer. It wasn't always that way. One day we broke up and then talked again months later. By the 2nd time we started hanging out again, everything was about GOD. I didn't mind her believing in GOD but when I told her that I was skeptical and didn't out right believe in GOD but that it was a possibility, she went bat shit crazy. She KNOWS GOD exists AND SHE KNOWS that Heaven and Hell exist and also SATAN.
I asked for proof. Only thing she could come up with was belief.

 

[amrcidiot]

Honestly, the only thing I have against religious people is when they try to push it on me. And sometimes, they're only trying to do good. And they don't see anything wrong with it (just trying to "help a friend in need"), and I get it.

But the people who spend their entire life trying to change people's views don't live much of a life, in my opinion. And it's funny as shit to hear the things they have to say.

 

[Zx30]

Honestly, the only thing I have against religious people is when they try to push it on me. And sometimes, they're only trying to do good. And they don't see anything wrong with it (just trying to "help a friend in need"), and I get it.

But the people who spend their entire life trying to change people's views don't live much of a life, in my opinion. And it's funny as shit to hear the things they have to say.

Yeah she kept telling me that she was not trying to push it onto me, but it was horseshit. I could detect it through body language.
And yes I do admit giggling from time to time at the things she would mention.

 

[amrcidiot]

I read this story months ago, and they left out a key element that the teacher said the cross was really an "x," and it had been misinterpreted. Whether or not that is the case, it's still outrageous (my new word of the day).

Spoiler: Freshwater (whadda name)

One of the complaints was that [Mr.] Freshwater used an electrostatic device to burn crosses onto students

 

[Joey]

I find it curious you used the word "debate"... That would imply that Religious people have a resonable arguement for their ridiculous beliefs. You know, complete with all those messy things like logic and proof.

With that said, after 3 years of terrorizing QJ with my hatred for religion, I'm gonna have to actually opt out of this one... I'm a little burnt out :/

 

[Mister Chief]

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Prepare to lol.
I love when crazy people focus their craziness into concentrated religious beliefs, it makes me lol heartily.

The one about finding the magazine in the kids room is classic.

 

[Chathurga]

The one about finding the magazine in the kids room is classic.

Yeah I was wondering whether to post the quote I did or that quote, it just was a little more lol'ingly ignorant than religiously mad.

Some of the quotes really make me go wtf:

Apes are just creatures twisted by Satan to mock Jesus by giving EVILolition credibility. Further more they are naturally lust crazed for human women. Since they are not natural creatures they should be exterminated forthwith as the tools of evil they are.

so you think if no one believed in any religion there would be no wars or fighting? i think it would be worse. i know if i didn't fear god's judgement i would have killed many many times.

Constants seldom are ... pi changes depending upon the strength of the gravitational field involved.

[about a girl being born with mental disabilities]

This girl is like a leper so what she needs to do is try and find god

if she really believes she can be healed from this state, she will be healed from this state

Most afflictions like this are caused by sins committed while still inside the womb. If she can repent for what she does god will embrace her and make her as human as you or me but if she chooses not to she'll always be like this

god tests every one of us

Poor dudes.

 

[Mister Chief]

Some of those people are really messed up.

 

[ChurchedAtheist]

Although there are scientific reasons for accepting a young earth, I am a young-age creationist because that is my understanding of the Scripture. As I shared with my professors years ago when I was in college, if all the evidence in the universe turns against creationism, I would be the first to admit it, but I would still be a creationist because that is what the Word of God seems to indicate. Here I must stand.

im not sure if i should *facepalm* at the blatant ignoring of science, or at least be happy he ADMITS his mind wont be changed.

Just recently my son Bobby came out to me. I had been worried for awhile. His teachers said most of his grades were slipping and he seemed depressed and withdrawn.

Bobby said he'd been hiding it for awhile because he was afraid I would reject him. I sat him down and told him that I loved him and that God loved him, but that his salvation was in danger if he did not resist his unnatural tempations. I told him how being gay would mean he would live a shorter life, and that if he couldnt change his orientation he could be celibate like most the ex-gays are. He started crying saying something along the lines of "I knew you wouldnt understand! You're just like everyone else!" before running to his room and slamming the door.

What did I do wrong? I dont want to lose my son, but I fear I already have. I talked it over with his therapist, who had the ludicrous idea that homosexuality was unchangable and that trying to repress could lead to lots of psychological damage (I've dropped him and will try to be finding another therapist with more moral beliefs). I wouldnt be surprised if he's the one who's feeding my son all the homosexual propaganda about how its 'ok' to be gay. That, or how homosexuality has engulfed the media, making it seem 'cool' and 'hip' and how they were just another oppressed minority. You didnt have to worry about seeing two men making out on tv at my age! I dont want to sound like a fanatic, but Im worried what other effects will come out of this increasingly secular, immoral society obsessed with filth.

Am I too late? Or is it possible to save my son


[Note: the boy eventually took his own life.]

here is the entirety of the flat earth one amrcidiot posted. it's all lol:
"What is called 'Science' today and 'scientists' consist of the same old gang of witch doctors, sorcerers, tellers of tales, the 'Priest-Entertainers' for the common people. 'Science' consists of a weird, way-out occult concoction of jibberish theory-theology... nothing good has ever come from 'science' --- In fact, technology is not in any way related to the web of idiotic scientific theory. ALL inventors have been anti-science. The Wright brothers said: "Science theory held us up for years. When we threw out all science, started from experiment and experience, then we invented the airplane." By the way, airplanes all fly level on this Plane earth!

The Fact the Earth is Flat is not my opinion, it is a Proved Fact! While all we need to know is that the Bible says the Earth is flat (Is.40:22, Ez.7:2, Dn.2:35; 4:10-11,20, Mt.4:8)... but for a second can you imagine what these so-called 'scientists would have us believe --- If the earth really was round, that would mean there arre people who are HANGING DOWN, HEAD DOWNWARDS while we are standing head up? But since the theory allows to travel to those parts of the earth where the people are said to hand head downward, and still to fancy ourselves to be heads upwards, and our friends whom we have left behind us to be heads downwards! LOL! What foolishness! TheWHOLE THING IS A MYTH - A DREAM - A DELUSION - and a snare, and, instead of there being any evidence at all in this direction to substantiate this popular theory, it is plain proof that the Earth is Not A Globe!

Also, be sure to know the Sun and Moon are about 3,000 miles away are both 32 miles across. The Planets are 'tiny.' Sun and Moon do Move, earth does NOT move, whirl, spin or gyrate (1 Sam.2:8, 1 Chr.16:30; Job 9:6, 38:4-6; Ps.96:10, 104:5, Is.13:10, Mic.6:2). Australians do NOT hang by their feet under the world... this is a FACT, not a theory! Also a Fact the Spinning, Whirling, Gyrating Ball World Planet, Globe Idea is Entirely 100% now and at all times in the Past, a RELIGIOUS DOCTRINE... a Blind Dogmatic Article of Faith in the Religion for the Blind unreasoning beast of prey. No earthly reason for a Sane, Upright Member of the Elite True Christians to subscribe to it. Also a Fact, today the Elite of Earth ALL live on the Flat World. Only the illogical, unreasoning "herd"... prefers the way-out occult weird theology of the old Greek superstitution earth a spinning ball! Both Copernecious and Newton, the inventors of the "modern" superstitions (400 year OLD modern) have said: "It is not possible for a Sane reasonable person to ever really believe these Theories." Thus sayeth Newton-Copernecious. What sayeth THOU?"

 

[amrcidiot]

I like the part where he tries to sound all smart and says "it's a proved fact."
Best part, IMO.

 

[eldiablov]

From seeing the content of the thread so far I believe it is more suited to off topic. No religious person would dare post in here through fear of being laughed at so there isn't much debate to be had ...

 

[Joey]

This fact, it is proved...

 

[ServerPlague]

I am a bit of an atheist. There isn't enough evidence either way as technically speking they're both valid theories within their own rules. Although I am against indoctrination of youth into any form of belief and I am also opposed to organised religion as they have caused a great many wrongs, they're just too hypocritical.

I have to say that I am happy for people to ignore my beliefs as long as they let me ignore theirs. I am unwilling to believe that any God would punish me for living life as if there is no afterlife. I don't want to risk dying and not having done what I want to in life.

 

[NoEffex]

I'm a Christian, but strictly because I simply think Evolution is a load of bull. I'm happy, and I'm not going to go out of my way to turn a brick wall into a sculpture.

Somehow, some way, I am an ignorant radical because of it. I figure, I can

1. Be right, and have a fantastic eternal life
2. Be wrong, and be happy

Win/win.

 

[madsoul]

I'm a Christian, but strictly because I simply think Evolution is a load of bull.

please explain why...? evolving is the most natural thing to do.

 

[NoEffex]

please explain why...? evolving is the most natural thing to do.

What I should have said is that I believe God exists, in some shape or form. However, there is always the possibility(Speaking for a creationist's perspective) that God started the process, and evolution is entirely possible.

I habitually group them together from years ago when they were always taught together in my school.