twelve
I'm not dead
No racism, basically anything else goes.
If it's likely to be offensive to people (dead baby jokes etc) then put it in a spoiler.
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I went to the doctor and said, "My shit looks like liquorice."
He said, "You're gonna die in five minutes."
I said, "Why? What disease have I got?"
He said, "All sorts."
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Disabled toilets.
Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in.
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How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?
Let's go ride our bikes!
If it's likely to be offensive to people (dead baby jokes etc) then put it in a spoiler.
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I went to the doctor and said, "My shit looks like liquorice."
He said, "You're gonna die in five minutes."
I said, "Why? What disease have I got?"
He said, "All sorts."
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Disabled toilets.
Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in.
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How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?
Let's go ride our bikes!