Cheezeball99
But I was committed after that birthday party...
I just stepped on the rustiest, jankiest, oldest nail I've ever seen, and I be's bleedin'. After declaring GO TIME with the nail and casting it into an alternate dimension of death and despair, I realized- should I go get tested for tetanus? Anyone else do this? Anyone know the chances of being dead from it? Just figger'd I'd ask, it hurties everys times I's steps on its.