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Weirdest Dreams

Acerthief

Acerthief

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What weird dreams you've had? Share with us.

1. I said "I like you" to a girl I liked (in real life), she slapped me and pushed me off the building.

2. I held on to a pull high up in the air. It felt like forever.
 
Once I dreamed that me and a girl I like started fighting with karate moves (shotokan) and that alone was already pretty scary since she doesn-t even know how to fight:scared::scared::scared:. And after a lot of fight and pain, all of the suden, whe had japanese swords (like that one that sephiroth has) and after that we had sex!:blink::blink:
Don-t tell that's not weird!
 
Well , this is a long one but I had a dream I was smoking crack and the only way to feed my addiction was to sell crack , and my dad found out . so he helped me sell crack , So iunno we ended up at Lake Kaweah driving boats to do a crack deal and we did the deal but the police found us and they were like , your selling crack and im like no wai jose and there like if your not selling crack , let us have a tube ride on your boat , So I let the police officers have a tube ride , then my stoner friend came and had his one tube with a bong and my little brother who appeared out of nowhere had scissors and cut the rope and then I woke up lol
 
This is a very short dream but i went to this summer camp and every was split into teams and my team went on this badass swing thing that was like 100 ft high and we went back on the first swing then they said buckle up and i had no buckle and i fell of the swing and did like this crazy triple back flip and jumped back on and the camp leader freaked out and shot me and then i woke up
 
I had a dream that I was in my car driving on a big long road on the ocean(??) I was watching a guy on a bicycle in front of me who was somehow going at the same speed as all the cars. Suddenly I was the guy on the bicycle and a big wave came down on top of me. That's when I woke up in a cold sweat...
 
This is a very weird dream I once had, feeling a bit embarrassed to tell you guys...but what the heck xD

I dreamt I was at the entrance of the mall, which was being robbed by a panicking mob.
as I get in, I see the computer section was clear, so I snug in, and stole a laptop and a PDA, after I get out, my parents are there, I give them the laptop and PDA they tell me to go inside to get some fruits. When I got there, the mall went from Civilized to Uncivilized, in other words, the inside was a jungle!
As I lurked more, I found a woman thin, wearing white, sweeping the floor, and I asked here where could I get those fruits.
She replied "Do you have a metal string?" and I searched my pockets and said "I only have the key to my locker at school" and she replied "That'll do!". So I gave her the key and she dragged me to a white house, old style, looked like one of them "Grandma" houses. Anyways, my locker key somehow worked with that house's main door, and we got in, and as soon as we got in, she went to the living room, when I got there, she was naked and had a c****. There was also the owner of the home looking at us scared as heck. and then, for some reason, we had an orgy (Note : the owner was a young woman!)
After this, everything got black, when It came back to, I saw that actress from the Resident Evil movies being "absorbed" by those plaques on cemiteries that say "RIP" as if she were a heartless comming out of the ground. Everything goes black again, then I see myself, above the house previously stated, with the "Shemale" and I see my parents driving off the supermarket on a jeep (which made no sense, seeing that the house was INSIDE the mall and it was outside, AND for the fact that my parents HATE jeeps)
after all that I "wake up" in my dream and I'm in a metalized futuristic home, with the PDA and Laptop next to me, I get off from my bed and go downstairs, and when I do, I get the little girl from "Disney's The Proud Familly" showing up and then I though "GET ME OUTTA HERE" and I woke up

Note : THIS IS TOO STUPID TO MAKE UP!
 
i had a dream i found a load of money under a bush...the day after in school,i found
 
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