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Whats your major disfunction?!

I once took dmt up my ass, never again
I was "responsible" for a chick nearly commiting suicide
I once fucked chick in a garden at my highschool in front of her friends
I nearly killed my friends with a shotgun when I was having a bad trid, thank god I locked all the ammo and I couldnt remember where the keys were.
I've cheated on all my girlfriends
I killed a cat with a shovel out of pity after my dog severly injured it.
Out of curiosity I tried to open said cat.
I enjoy driving 120 mph down the freeways at night with my friends while blasting my music down the downtown streets.

Take a look fellas, this is what a real man looks like :rolleyes:
 
This thread makes me feel like the entire world is filled with middle schools and high school's that are 95% filled with tramps that sell themselves for under $10, drug addicts, and alcoholics... :neutral:

I've never done anything quite as bad as what some of you have. Honestly, the worst thing I can remember doing is letting my brother down once. I went trick or treating at my friends house one Halloween and told my brother I would call him so that he could come, but I forgot to, and he just sat at home that night, I felt horrible.
 
Nah man, almost 3 years ago.

God damn you lucky bastard getting laid at te age of 12.
Don't worry, by the time you finally decide to settle down and have a family you will have at least slept with 3 other chicks, so dont feel bad that you got laid when you felt you werent ready for it.
 
Getting laid at 12 is a good thing?
 
Getting laid at 12 is a good thing?

Well I remember when I was 12 me and all my guy friends would give our hands and feet to get laid. But then again not all people are the same.

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Take a look fellas, this is what a real man looks like :rolleyes:

dohohoho

Everyone makes stupid decisions, I just happen to make alot of them.
 
Well i remained a virgin till i was 16. or at least i didn't have sex till i was 16. Of course i was doing stuff before that, for maybe about 6-8 month before, but other than that i was a pretty non sexual person in early teen years. Probably cause i was shy and bullied and looked a lot like the girl from the Cadbury's advert. I didnt even start chemical Birth Control till i was 17, so considering that, its a wonder i ever slept with as many men as i did... hmmm.
 
Getting laid at 12 is a good thing?

you think it would be at the time, being a horny kid. you look back though, hating yourself for the mistake. at least i do.
 
@Neurotoxin, 13 not 12 ;) That's EndUknown

3 other women ? I slept with more people than that already and I'm no where near enough ready to have kids!
 
Just out of curiosity what is was bad about it? I didnt loose my virginity until I was 15 so i dunno.

The bad part lies in who it was, and im not comfortable sharing that.

I was 12, she was 9 or 10. started as a inocent game of "You show me yours, I'll show you mine" and continued like that for a few months. after seeing american pie we got some ideas, and.... yeah.
 
The bad part lies in who it was, and im not comfortable sharing that.

I was 12, she was 9 or 10. started as a inocent game of "You show me yours, I'll show you mine" and continued like that for a few months. after seeing american pie we got some ideas, and.... yeah.

umm yeah....just try not to fill your mind with guilt, you'll go insane.
 
umm yeah....just try not to fill your mind with guilt, you'll go insane.

yeah. part of me wonders if it was our 'interaction' that made her the whore she is today(seriously. she had a baby 2 years ago. father prob one of the guys she fucked for cigs)
 
Well let see,some might say my spelling?
 
wow this thread is very...umm..interesting. The school stories sound pretty much the same as the shithole i go to so i can sort of relate. ANway the worst thing i think ive done is probably fighting a couple kids at school. And being in a fight club (which i enjoyed so its not really bad, but still all i could think of :p )
 
Wow, this thread is full of like confessions. I have done some things, but whoa.
 
I once put my goldfish under the cushion on my couch to hide it from my cat. It died.
I was about 7 or 8.
 
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