Something else I just realized:
I use commas way too often. Whether it be in my posts or my writing, I really don't like to split sentences apart. My English teacher even commented on it in one of our essays she handed back.
Funny I dont at all..
You effectively avoid most grammar rules. I see commas not being a problem for you.
1. I plan to destroy religion.
2. See 1.
1. The name is Allison B. Jones
2. I joined M4M cause I'm doing Serideth and he wanted me to
3. I know Phil and Terri!
4. I wear 5 rings on a daily basis
5. My initials spell ABJ, a very common abbrevation (Major LOLz)
6. I'm gunna get to all 7 continents before I turn 25
7. I've already been to 5
8. I think school is for people who can't find something better to do
9. I was serenaded on stage in a Thailand night club
10. I've almost completely lost my Bostonian accent
11. My boyfriend has more piercings than me which is really embaressing
12. After bungee jumping, Im now terrified of heights...wasnt the plan anyway
13. I get very angry at stoopid advertising
14. My boyfriend puts everything I enjoy into sexual context, therefore ruining it for me
15. I have the same birthday as Picasso
16. I'm one of the 12% of Americans who has a passport
17. I wrote my name on the Statue of Liberty AND the Eiffle Tower.
18. I'm one of the biggest Simpsons buff living in the eastern hemisphere
19. That duff beer on Serideth's floor.....Mine!
20. I'm very upset that some dumbass gave my sister a gun
21. I try to keep my nails painted and I always paint my right thumb a different color
22. I like to rock out loud on my piano when no one is home
23. I had tacos and chocolate for breakfest and it was friggen delicious! Tacolate...O ya (copyright)
24. I think the right to drive should be taken away from the Irish
25. I'm Bangin!...Like you didnt know