"I watched this film today and I recommend/don't recommend it."

[Moose]

Valkyrie, absolutely superb. Recommend it to anyone, especially if you are interested in Nazi Germany.

 

[Bran]

I've watched a few movies actually, let's list them...


Le Mans - Fucking awesome, if you like great cinematography and Steve McQueen being a badass then this is a great film.

2010 - Different from 2001 but still fucking cool, as good as you can expect from a squeal to a Kubrick film that takes a different approach. (also prepare for some "we need a bigger boat" jokes)

Conquest of the Planet of the Apes - My god (Thor? The Moon? Caffeine? I'm not sure what my god is but it's powerful, lol) this movie was so bad and good at the same time you must see it if you've seen the first. It's a prequel to Planet of the Apes explaining how the Apes came to power. In terms of action, pacing, and costumes it's pretty fucking bad, but the dialog is great at times and it's interesting enough. It's worth seeing if you can understand why it's so good/bad.

Superman Returns - Fuck this movie in it's ass till it dies. HOLY FUCK it was bad. BAD bad. Humanity's worst mistake.

Soylent Green - Everyone already KNOWS what the secret of Soylent Green is, but it's still a damn fucking cool movie.

Handcock - Eh, this movie would have been better (SHOULD have been better if fucking Jason Bateman was in it, what the hell was he thinking?) if Handcock was just a cock the whole movie. The second half of the movie was terribly predictable.

 

[Mister Chief]

Ne Le Dis

 

[Abe Froeman]

Ne Le Dis

 

[Mister Chief]

Roma: "So you're eating a crumbcake."

Levene: "Yeah, I'm eating the crumbcake."

Roma: "How was it?"

Levene: "Uhh, from the store."

Roma: "Fuck her."

 

[Colm]

I saw Defiance on Friday. Brilliant film, anyone who likes war movies or has an interest in history should watch it.

 

[CASHMON3Y]

Zeitgeist finally, I thought it was put together pretty well. And presented information in an easy to understand manner, my only gripe is that it moves so fast that you have to watch it multiple times to even understand exactly what hes talking about. But anyone interested in conspiracy theory's would love it.

 

[Moose]

I saw Defiance on Friday. Brilliant film, anyone who likes war movies or has an interest in history should watch it.

I have yet to watch that film. It looks promising, although I don't really like how they chose Daniel Craig as the star. Is he good in it? I'm a little worried that he has either acted superbly, or the complete opposite. Most reviews I have read on it say it is a good film though.

 

[PSPHax0r9]

Zeitgeist finally, I thought it was put together pretty well. And presented information in an easy to understand manner, my only gripe is that it moves so fast that you have to watch it multiple times to even understand exactly what hes talking about. But anyone interested in conspiracy theory's would love it.

It also uses also all exaggerated, illegitimate, or just plain wrong/made up information. Anyone who loves conspiracy theories shouldn't love it because it contains not an ounce of fact.

Unless you love bullshit, in which case you may as well just watch the master of bullshit, Loose Change.

 

[Cryox]

Valkyrie, absolutely superb. Recommend it to anyone, especially if you are interested in Nazi Germany.

Even if your not interested in Nazi Germany, its a great film. I only went to see it because it was the only film i hadn't seen at the time and i didn't expect anything. I left amazed. That is such a great movie.

 

[ChurchedAtheist]

I saw Coraline.


LOVED IT!

def worth seeing.

I loved that the 3d was more about enhancing the experience, and less 'something flying at your face!!!!!!!!!'

 

[Zx30]

I saw "Bloody Valentine in 3D" and it was decent. The 3D effects weren't done all that well. Like EndUnknown said, this one was just alot of things coming at your face. But I really enjoyed the killer in the movie. He's actually my new favorite Killer villain guy. Such a badass.

 

[androidkaita]

Even if your not interested in Nazi Germany, its a great film. I only went to see it because it was the only film i hadn't seen at the time and i didn't expect anything. I left amazed. That is such a great movie.

HAHAHA your avatar fucking rocks

 

[-chw42-]

Just saw Taken. I'd definitely recommend it. It has some gruesome action.

 

[Colm]

I have yet to watch that film. It looks promising, although I don't really like how they chose Daniel Craig as the star. Is he good in it? I'm a little worried that he has either acted superbly, or the complete opposite. Most reviews I have read on it say it is a good film though.

Craig pulled off well in that film. An unusual choice, but worked out pretty well.

 

[Bran]

I re-watched Zardoz the other day. I still love that move.

It's a retarded 70's flick with Sean Connery as the hero about a future where rich people are immortal and poor people run around like savages with guns.

Oh yeah and almost everyone is scantily clad, including Mr. Moustache MacHarry-Chest Sean Connery! So if you are the queezy type don't expect to be able to sit threw this movie.

Spoiler: It's safe, I promise! >:D

 

[ChurchedAtheist]

Gran Torino



was GREAT!

 

[chrono6456]

L

 

[Slasher]

Just watched RocknRolla, I enjoyed it

 

[Seth]

Just watched RocknRolla, I enjoyed it

I like the style of it and kinda liked the story,but just chouldent get into the movie.

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That movie is so damn good. This quote is used routinely in every sales environment I've ever been in.



That one and "coffee is for closer."

Watch this scene if you never heard of this movie.

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Edit - Now that I think about it, there are about 20 good quotes in that scene. "Fuck you, that's my name."

Ricky Roma: How was her crumbcake?
Shelley Levene: Hmm? Oh... from the store.
Ricky Roma: Fuck her.
Blake: We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize?
[Holds up prize]
Blake: Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired.
Blake: Your name is "you're wanting", and you can't play the man's game, you can't close them, and then tell your wife your troubles. 'Cause only one thing counts in this world: get them to sign on the line which is dotted. You hear me you fuckin' faggots?
Shelley Levene: What the hell are you? You're a fuckin' secretary. Fuck you. That's my message to ya: fuck you and you can kiss my ass and if you don't like it baby I'm going across the street to Jerry Graff, period, fuck you.
Blake: A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Closing. Always be closing, always be closing.
Ricky Roma: They say that it was so hot in the city today, grown men were walking up to cops on street corners begging them to shoot.
Williamson: Will you go to lunch? Go to lunch. WILL you GO to LUNCH?
Blake: What's the problem, pal?
Dave Moss: You -
[correcting him]
Dave Moss: Moss. You're such a hero, you're so rich, how come you're coming down here wasting your time with such a bunch of bums?
Blake: You see this watch? You see this watch?
Dave Moss: Yeah.
Blake: That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here - close! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit? You don't like it, leave.
Blake: You got leads. Mitch & Murray paid good money. Get their names to sell them. You can't close the leads you're given, you can't close shit, *you are* shit, hit the bricks pal, and beat it, 'cause you are going *out*.
Shelley Levene: The leads are weak.
Blake: "The leads are weak." The fucking leads are weak? You're weak. I've been in this business fifteen years...
Dave Moss: What's your name?
Blake: Fuck you. That's my name.
[Moss laughs]
Blake: You know why, mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an eighty thousand dollar BMW. *That's* my name.
Dave Moss: We don't gotta sit here and listen to this.
Blake: You CERTAINLY don't pal, 'cause the good news is - you're fired.
Dave Moss: That guy's a fuckin' asshole. Anybody who talks to that asshole is a fuckin' asshole.
Ricky Roma: Who said 'fuck the machine'?
Dave Moss: Fuck the machine? Fuck the machine? FUCK THE MACHINE! What is this, courtesy class?
Ricky Roma: You're fuckin' shit.
[Dave Moss explodes at Ricky Roma and shouts]
Dave Moss: You're fucked, Rick. Are you fucking nuts? You're hot, so you think you're the ruler of this place.
Shelley Levene: Now wait a minute, Dave.
Dave Moss: Shut up!
Shelley Levene: Okay...
Dave Moss: You want to decide who should be dealt with how, is that it? I come in the fucking office today, I get humiliated by some jag-off cop. I get accused of... I get the shit thrown in my face by you, you genuine shit, because you're top name on the board?
Ricky Roma: Is that what I did, Dave? I humiliated you? Oh my God, I'm sorry.
Dave Moss: Sitting on top of the world. Sitting on top of the world, everything's fuckin' peach fuzz.
Ricky Roma: And I don't get a moment to spare for some bust-out humanitarian down on his luck lately?
Dave Moss: Oh, fuck...
Ricky Roma: [cutting him off] Fuck you, Dave. You know you got a big mouth. You make a close, this whole place stinks with your farts for a week - how much you just ingested. Oh, what a big man you are! "Hey, let me buy you a pack of gum. I'll show you how to chew it." Whoof! You're pal closes, and all that comes out of your mouth is bile. Ooh, how fucked-up you are!
Dave Moss: Who's my pal, Ricky? Hmm? What are you? And what are you, Ricky? Huh? Bishop Sheen? What the fuck are you, Mr. Slick? Who - what the fuck are you, "Friend to the working man"? Big deal! FUCK YOU! You got the memory of a fuckin' fly! I never liked you, anyway.
Ricky Roma: What is this, your farewell speech?
Dave Moss: I'm going home.
Ricky Roma: Your farewell to the troops?
Dave Moss: I'm not going home. I'm going to Wisconsin.
Ricky Roma: Have a good trip.
Dave Moss: Aw, fuck you! Fuck the lot of you! Fuck you all!
[exits]
Ricky Roma: [to Shelley] You were saying?
Shelley Levene: Huh?
Blake: Put. That coffee. Down.
[pause]
Blake: Coffee's for closers only.
[after learning that the Lingk sale has been filed]
Ricky Roma: You filed it, that puts me over the fuckin' top, I want my Cadillac. I don't wanna hear no fuckin' shit and I don't give a shit. Lingk puts me over the top. You filed it, it went downtown, now you owe me the car.
Ricky Roma: All train compartments smell vaguely of shit. It gets so you don't mind it. That's the worst thing that I can confess. You know how long it took me to get there? A long time. When you die you're going to regret the things you don't do. You think you're queer? I'm going to tell you something: we're all queer. You think you're a thief? So what? You get befuddled by a middle-class morality? Get shut of it. Shut it out. You cheat on your wife? You did it, live with it. You fuck little girls, so be it. There's an absolute morality? Maybe. And then what? If you think there is, go ahead, be that thing. Bad people go to hell? I don't think so. If you think that, act that way. A hell exists on earth? Yes. I won't live in it. That's me.
[pause]
Ricky Roma: You ever take a dump made you feel like you'd just slept for twelve hours?
Williamson: The leads are coming!
Shelley Levene: Get 'em to me!
Williamson: I talked to Mitch and Murray an hour ago. They're coming in, you understand. They're a bit upset about this morning's...
Shelley Levene: Did yo tell 'em about my sale?
Williamson: How could I tell them about your sale? I don't even have a teleph - I'll tell them about your sale when they bring in the leads, all right? Shelley, all right? You closed a deal. Fine. You made a good sale, fine.
Shelley Levene: It's better than a good sale. It's...
Williamson: Look, I have a lot on my mind right now. They're coming in, all right? They're very upset, I'm trying to make some sense...
Shelley Levene: I'm telling you - the one thing you can tell them is that it's a remarkable sale.
Williamson: The only thing 'remarkable' about it is who you made it to.
Shelley Levene: What the FUCK does that mean?
Williamson: That if the sale sticks, it'll be a miracle.
Shelley Levene: What does that mean? Why would it not... Oh, fuck you. You do not know your job. That's what I'm saying. You do not know your job. That's what I'm saying. A man IS his job and you are fucked at yours.
Ricky Roma: WHAT YOU'RE HIRED FOR, is to help us... does that seem clear to you? TO HELP US, not to... FUCK-US-UP... to help those who are going out there to try to earn a living... You fairy. You company man.
Dave Moss: You got the memory of a fucking fly.
Blake: And to answer you question, pal, why am I here? I came here because Mitch and Murray asked me to. They asked me for a favor. I said the real favor, follow my advice and fire your fucking ass because a loser is a loser.
Ricky Roma: You never open your mouth until you know what the shot is.
Blake: You call yourself a salesman, you son of a bitch?
[Williamson is going to the cops]
Shelley Levene: Don't.
Williamson: Hehe... I'm sorry.
Shelley Levene: Why?
Williamson: Because I don't like you.
Shelley Levene: [in tears] My daughter.
Williamson: Fuck you.
Dave Moss: Yes, well that's very cute, but you're running this office like a bunch of bullshit.
George Aaronow: When I talk to the police I get nervous.
Ricky Roma: Yes. You know who doesn't?
George Aaronow: Who?
Ricky Roma: Thieves.
[Ricky Roma gets a lead from Williamson with a familiar "deadbeat" name]
Ricky Roma: Patel? Ravadem Patel? How am I gonna make a livin' on these deadbeats? Where did you get this one from the morgue?
Williamson: Look I'm...
Ricky Roma: Oh come on, what's the point? What's the fucking point in any case I gotta argue with you, I gotta knock heads with the cops, I'm busting my balls sell your dirt to deadbeats.
[waves the Lead]
Ricky Roma: Money in the mattress.
Blake: You want to know what it takes to sell real estate? It takes BRASS BALLS to sell real estate.
Ricky Roma: You stupid fucking cunt. You, Williamson, I'm talking to you, shithead. You just cost me $6,000. Six thousand dollars, and one Cadillac. That's right. What are you going to do about it? What are you going to do about it, asshole? You're fucking shit. Where did you learn your trade, you stupid fucking cunt, you idiot? Who ever told you that you could work with men? Oh, I'm gonna have your job, shithead.
Williamson: You've got a big mouth... now I'm gonna show you an even bigger one.
Shelley Levene: Williamson! Williamson! Put me on the board! Put me on the Cadillac board!
Williamson: [handing Roma lead cards] I'm giving you three leads...
Ricky Roma: Three? No, I count two.
Williamson: There's three leads there.
Ricky Roma: "Patel"? Fuck you. Fucking Shiva handed this guy a million dollars, told him "Sign the deal!" he wouldn't sign. And the god Vishnu too, into the bargain. Fuck you, John! You know your business, I know mine. Your business is being an asshole. I find out whose fucking cousin you are, I'm going to go to him and figure out a way to have your ass - fuck you!
[throws the cards at Williamson]
Ricky Roma: I'm waiting for the new leads.
Shelley Levene: [Levene has just cut a deal with Williamson to get 2 of the Glengarry leads for $100] What? What?
Williamson: Two leads. A hundred bucks.
Shelley Levene: Now?
Williamson: Yes, now... when?
Shelley Levene: Oh, shit John!
Williamson: [turns away from Levene] I wish I could.
Shelley Levene: You FUCKIN' asshole! I don't have it... I... I...
Shelley Levene: [Levene gets happy all of a sudden] I'll bring it to ya in the morning I'll be comin' in with the sales!
Williamson: Nope.
Blake: A-I-D-A. Attention, Interest, Decision, Action. Attention - Do I have you attention? Interest - Are you interested? I know you are, because it's fuck or walk. You close or you hit the bricks. Decision - Have you made your decision for Christ? And Action.
Blake: A-I-D-A. Get out there - you got the prospects coming in. You think the came in to get out of the rain? A guy don't walk on the lot lest he wants to buy. They're sitting out there waiting to give you their money. Are you gonna take it? Are you man enough to take it?
Ricky Roma: I subscribe to the law of contrary public opinion... If everyone thinks one thing, then I say, bet the other way...
Dave Moss: Cop couldn't find his dick, two hands and a map.
[Williamson shuts the door in Ricky's face]
Ricky Roma: Fuck. Fuck, fuck, FUCK! Williamson! Williamson! Open this fucking door!

Glengarry Glen Ross (1992) - Memorable quotes

Some good and funny stuff in there.