Darth Budd
Inna-Gadda-Davida
Ok guys, guns don't kill people. They do make it easier, but if someone is determined to kill you, there are a hell of a lot of other ways to do so. For instance, beatings, stabbings, pipe bombs, homemade guns, arsenic, chlorine gas, arson, run them over, crush them with a wrecking ball, piano wire to the throat, tying them down while the lasers creep ever slowly closer and you maniacally explain your dastardly plan, feed them to a moose, turn them into an Islanders fan and watch them slowly die on the inside, carbon monoxide, nuclear holocaust, push them down the stairs, water poisoning, etc.