omg :
I was being very literal when I noted how "shitty" his twitter was.
omg :
All of your twitters fail. None of you are important enough for anyone in the world to care about or follow.
Get moar life kthx
Dude, that's harsh....
Its the truth. Twitter does nothing but attempt to justify everyones boring life.
just an update to all my loyal followers, had my colon removed and now have a catheter for #shit. So psyched! Goin to poop in mah bag now.
Hold on guys, Susanne Summers just tweet'd that she went to the tanning salon. OMG this is so awesome I cant wait to hear about how it went
Don't steal my fucking twitter statuses. My life is important and people care about it, and if you want to use my status then you need to source it. If you want to become a follower then go ahead, but what you did here is just despicable.
Yeah, you'll be next I reckon.