Warning: your chair could kill you!

[McNizzle]

geez!

This just scared the S*** out of me.

Although I do feel bad from the person in the article,
the thought of dieing from excessive bleeding from your a$$ is kinda of amusing.

 

[Nero]

geez!

This just scared the S*** out of me.

Although I do feel bad from the person in the article,
the thought of dieing from excessive bleeding from your a$$ is kinda of amusing.

It would hurt like hell when taking a shit.

The article was pretty horrific, i used to use these chairs all the time as a kid.

 

[FrozenIpaq]

I actually have no clue if it is real, but judging from what I've seen happen when it comes to malfunctioning Chinese manufactured equipment, I'm not surprised.

I just thought I'd post it to scare people/give people a laugh. Though this is not a laughing matter (if this is real), check out the original source translated through Google for some laughs.

You're soooo evil (as your name implies). I will never look at my seat again, although I really don't see how my seat could explode like that - like what was the trigger? I think the chair was just a bad design - I'm about to disassemble my chair when I get back home!

 

[EvilSeph]

Gonna be sitting on the floor, FrozenIpaq :scared:?

I tried that for a few minutes then got bored of being "too short" to see my screen, comfortably type on the keyboard and my knees started hurting so I said, screw it, chair assault or none, I'm not being uncomfortable.

I'd like to see how long you last :laugh:

 

[FrozenIpaq]

Gonna be sitting on the floor, FrozenIpaq :scared:?

I tried that for a few minutes then got bored of being "too short" to see my screen, comfortably type on the keyboard and my knees started hurting so I said, screw it, chair assault or none, I'm not being uncomfortable.

I'd like to see how long you last :laugh:

I'm just glad I've got a wooden chair at school, I might just use my folding camping chair from now on

 

[Seth]

Cant Everything kill you,if used in the right way;air,Water,the sun,a toothpick ,a book,sound

 

[EvilSeph]

I'm just glad I've got a wooden chair at school, I might just use my folding camping chair from now on

I hope you enjoy being uncomfortable on your hard wooden chair while I'm sitting quite comfortably on my soft, reclining chair that could explode at any minute. :w00t:

 

[Vee]

Cant Everything kill you,if used in the right way;air,Water,the sun,a toothpick ,a book,sound,vocab.

Had to do it.

 

[Colm]

I had a very similar looking chair. Luckily, all that happened to that is that the back of it fell off.

 

[eighty4]

Had to do it.

If only it was funny. :sleep:

 

[amrcidiot]

If that ever happened to me, I would PRAY that I would die.
Imagine the excruciating anus pain.

 

[Ferris]

He clearly bought a $15 chair and jumped on it for the fun of it breaking his fall slowly, causing the inside to over pressurize and killing himself

 

[Gutya]

The kid was fat as fuck anyway, clearly had other issues in his life such as his eating habits and exercise routines.

 

[Granite]

Would make a hella funny CSI episode.
They walk in to find see some tubby kid face first, ass upward with shards of plastic and metal in his ass. XD

 

[Sullivan]

Omg, Im scared now. Just got a new one form Office Depot, how do I tell if mine is gas?

 

[Slasher]

Omg, Im scared now. Just got a new one form Office Depot, how do I tell if mine is gas?

Sullivan, trust me, it's a gas chair.

We already know you live on the edge. Why not sit on it as well?

 

[EvilSeph]

I have no clue how to tell the difference. Possibly read the packaging for the chair, dismantle your chair and read the labels...who knows. I don't really care though, too much work for me. I'd rather just sit on my potentially dangerous comfortable butt-rest.

 

[Sir_Axxewraith]

Sullivan, trust me, it's a gas chair.

We already know you live on the edge. Why not sit on it as well?

You just made my night!

 

[FrozenIpaq]

I have no clue how to tell the difference. Possibly read the packaging for the chair, dismantle your chair and read the labels...who knows. I don't really care though, too much work for me. I'd rather just sit on my potentially dangerous comfortable butt-rest.

I'm pretty sure if it sounds like it's gas then it is Any chair with the pumping height adjustment might have gas in it, otherwise how would they do it? I'm sitting on my wonderful gas-powered chair right now

 

[yolarrydabomb]

That's it. I'm sitting on the damn floor now.

x2 (push's his chair over.)